Why men are happier

My wife sent me this. Thought you guys would appreciate it. Fell free to add to this list if you can think up more reasons.

Why Men Are Just Happier People -

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood-all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

 

damn straight!!

 

Men don't have to try on 5 different outfits to decide what to wear.

 

i enourage women to both of these!

 

My mom and sisters always make fun of me for this. Here goes todays phone conversation:

"Yo"
"Yo"
Whats up"
"Nothing"
What do you wanna do tonite"
" I dunno"
"Ok"
"come over"
"Ok"

hang up

 

Wow, all of that was dead on. Can't say that I can blame a bull dike lol

 

yeah but Women can go into women lockers room ! Think about that !

 

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

I discourage most men from both of these

 

Um... What do you mean...? You guys don't do that...? C'mon... Seriously...?

LMAO...!

 

Good stuff!

 

Men don't PMS!

 

I'm guessing it's not an issue with a closet full of (only) black shiny shirts and black wife beaters?

DL

 

Ditto!!!
LMAO!!! The whole thing is dead on!!!

 

Take it easy on Carbie, he also has to decide if the food stains are thick enough to actually merit washing clothes and which pair of goggles to wear.