>Females in particular, please note... > >A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is >installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to >withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new >facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when >accessing their accounts. >After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures >have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your >gender." > > MALE PROCEDURE >1. Drive up to the cash machine. >2. Put down your car window. >3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. >4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. >5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. >6. Put window up. >7. Drive off. > >FEMALE PROCEDURE >1. Drive up to cash machine. >2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the >machine. >3. Set parking brake, put the window down. >4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate >card. >5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. >6. Attempt to insert card into machine. >7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive >distance from the car. >8. Insert card. >9. Re-insert card the right way. >10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the >inside back page. >11. Enter PIN. >12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. >13. Enter amount of cash required. >14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. >15. Retrieve cash and receipt. >16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. >17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of >checkbook. >18. Re-check makeup. >19. Drive forward 2 feet. >20. Reverse back to cash machine. >21. Retrieve card. >22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot >provided. >23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver >waiting behind you. >24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. >25. Redial person on cell phone. >26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. >27. Release Parking Brake._
