Aural Sex Required

I am seeking others with 'In Depth' knowledge of aural sex. Would prefer a nice '12' but an '8' would suffice. My purpose is to indulge in mutual aural gratification.

Should there be sufficient respondents I should be pleased to consider a complete orgy of aural sex. Distance no object, as willing to travel for the right experience.

In the first instance, please advise whether yours is an '8' or '12' - A Big 12 would be very nice - particularly a V12 due to their capability of reciprocating both ways at once. Nevertheless, a nice '8' whilst not as big, will, if handled correctly, certainly 'hit the spot.' A flat 12 will also be acceptable, but as it only enjoys the flat position, it is nothing like as desirable as the throbbing vibrations of the Vee's.

Likely rendezvous? Any place of your choosing. But must be hard and raw. However, I don't like 'Bends' so any 'Straight' will suffice - the longer the better so that I too can get mine fully extended and thus allow all and sundry to join in with the aural experience.

This is a serious search as I am becoming a little jaded with performing aural sex on a 'one to one basis' with my own twelve piece orchestra.

Absolute discretion assured - However a 'Road Angel' licence condom is a prerequisite.

 

Dear Comrade Toeknee M8,

I know!

 

Dear Comrade Toeknee M8,

I only drink champagne M8, and that's only when I visit 'Diamond Lil's Lap Dancing Emporium' with our mutual comrades Ray 360M M8 and Steve M8; who has been at Oulton Park all day with his genius son, Russell M8.

 

Dear Comrade Dale M8,

Can you write the number again please - you must have written a digit incorrectly - I've tried more than a dozen times and have even begun replacing one or two numbers; all to no avail M8.

 

Dear Comrade Dale M8,

It was worth placing the 'thread' just for this! I thought it was absolutely wonderful and I shall immediately send it to my friend in The United States of America.

I am still laughing now!

 

Dear Dale,

I shall make certain that when he nuke's the place you will get two days prior notice and will have time a plenty to get down to this place - the fount of all happiness.

 

Dear Comrade Dale m8,

I regret to say that I failed all the tests!

 

Dear Comrade NNO M8,

Glad you like it!

I'm off out with my two doggies right now - and then to bed.

Good night and thank you again for your kind comment.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Arse

 

Dear Comrades All,

I thought this would be nice for a Sunday!