Urgent Warning! F-Chat quality slipping rapidly. It has come to my attention that there are at least 3 Urologists on F-Chat. Boudewijn PP Doc UroTrash That is 10 times the general population . Heaven help us.
LOL! I'm in an HMO, but luckily for me I have this stuff called "cash" and when I need to see a doctor I can trust, I use that stuff..... You not in on the HMOs? They have about put my shrink out of business, he teaches now to make ends meet....
( GRIN ) nope , General Dynamics has " decent " insurance though! i needed a laugh, thanks for the funny thread ! michael
You were talking about UTMB Galveston, that TDC Hospital was my first project............. 6" PT into the pharmacy, cuz' you can't send a pistol thru the 4" in case of riot......
I had a urologist once with the name of Chop, as in Dr. Chop... I said "no, just fine tuning please, nothing radical." In Austin, Texas..
Seems like we are going to have to revive the Free Prostate Check thread, with all these problems.... NEXT!!!!!!!! http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24636&highlight=prostate
OK we got to clear this up. What exactly is a 6" PT I reluctantly ask? Second, did you catch my best TDC story back in the old days when I was mdstrib? I did my residency in General Surgery (PGY1) and Urology in Galveston TX. The state pen was in Huntsville. We got the pleasure of taking care of all those unfortunate gentleman prisoners. There was one guy, about 40 y.o. that had lost his rectum for some reason I cannot recall, so he had his colon diverted to a spot next to his navel (called a colostomy). Folks wear air tight bags on these and they are pretty common. Anyway, this guy comes to the TDC clinic because he cannot get his colostomy bag on. He has an orange-sized wad of Condyloma accuminata (venereal warts that are sexually transmitted). It was necrotic and indescribably stinky, turns out it had turned malignant from sheer neglect. How did he get it? Why, he was getting f*cked by his buddies in his colostomy! True story. Now have a nice lunch ... Moral of the story: Don't go to prison in Texas.
Oh, God, exactly *how* do educated people get that stupid? Is the public education system really failing us that badly? I can't eat dinner now. Where's my prilosec? And Valium?
UGH! I can't help but laugh my ass off and be disgusted at the same time! holy crap! a good friend of mine had a bag while his colon went away. we used to call him ";" but now... no colon at all. he's reconnected though and I really cannot imagine. *shakes head*
I did catch that one, pretty sick! Ughh! But I'm still in hospital remodel and construction so my stomach pretty strong. They swung a crane boom through some high lines during my lunch one day, had to stop and clean up the mess that used to be a concrete finishing crew....I told 'em "keep this warm, I'll be right back" Trucks on fire.... dead guys on the ground..... from 15,000 volts. PT = Pnuematic tube system, you know, that runs around bringing charts and drugs, and in this case guns and ammo. They have a high rise unit now that's pretty deluxe. The only job I've ever done with an electrical closet with a scenic view, thru a window overlooking the bay... A very narrow slit window....with mesh glass...... Imagine my consternation to wake up from a car collision, to see that familiar UT logo...... I sat up straight on the gurney, and asked "Are you resident here, or just an intern?" This west Texas cowboy looked at me, a bloody mess, and said, "You're one of our pickiest customers so far today.." LOL! Turned out he was the Dean of Plastic surgery, on rotation, and put my face back on in no time flat.
I was there in the highrise. The prisoners were kept on the 7th floor (or 8th?) and had magnificent views of the beach, in fact some of the best views on the island. Best part of TDC was the halls with the Maxwell Smart type doors on eack end. Worst part was the passive aggressive guards that would time the door openings perfectly for the other guards, but somehow never managed to open for the Docs with out a complete stop and a press of the buzzer. Most of the prisoners were actually pretty decent to take care of.
That's right I forgot our ages, I was working on it "summer hire" and was having so much fun on the island I skipped a year of school to complete the project. Those were some big doors, the last of the chain drives too, it's all air lines to them now in Texas Prisons.. I met this girl there on the blvd. on my motorcycle, we used her Thunderbird that evening to site see, and she was totally nude by the time she walked across my front yard to unlock the door. She was beautiful, but treated me totally bad when I followed up with her later in Dallas. It was a fun three days at my house though..... My oldest daughter was conceived in the same house, with a roomate later on..
You wonder why you are my hero See this is why I keep rambling about Dallas to you all the time God, love dallas airport You have a daughter? Hmm, details please
Renee's mom reminisced at her high school graduation a few years back, that we didn't keep much food in the house, just lots of booze.... SHE became a pretty hopeless case, in prison now for DUI in Kansas.. Renee? Works at the Walmart Pharmacy while attending college.. THERE's good breeding for ya!
A pretty blond 22 year old....Lawrence, Kansas. She's pretty hot...Tall, thin... Has a butterfly tatooed across the cheeks or her .....rear, 12" wingspread..it's all the rage these days, despite dear dad's warnings on Hep C.. Then of course there's young Amanda here with me still, 12 years old going on about 18...no tatoos... How ya been LAfun2? I'm feeling guilty for not mailing your Armani Snoop Dogg gave me..on the way!
No need for guilt. Its all good amongst friends, and I certainly consider you one. I am doing very well thank you. Hopelessly dreaming of the Dallas women, and letting my mind wonder once again. Keep the 12 year old. I would take the 22 year old 18-41 is my stomping ground I am still gasping at the thought of you going from like 2200 post a month ago to 5500. That has to be some kind of a record! You must not be spending much time with Valeria
Hey Ryan, If you want a weekly fix of Dallas women, look for the late night TV show 'Cheaters." A camera crew and private investigators tail a spousal or girlfriend/boyfriend person cheating on their significant other and then have a confrontation, usually in public with aggrieved "other." Judging by the landmarks, the show is filmed in Dallas. It will give you some idea of the local "color." No pun intended. KevFla
Kev, I am quite familiar with the local scene and the local offerings of the female variety Thanks for the heads up. I watch that show regularly. Cheaters, THe O'Reilly Factor, Jerry Springer, and Newlyweds are my favorite show.
No it was arguing with Rob328gts over giving me Honorary status here. THAT's what drove my post count up....Valeria's fine but really busy getting her son off to college..... I for one, can hardly contain my enthusiasm!!!!!!! I lost the arguement with Rob, of course...who maintains NO ONE has been given a free membership....EVER...I guess he thinks Napolis and I don't talk.... Anyway Valeria has loaded all the trip pics on her hard drive and is plpaying with them..the digital versions of some of them have AWESOME color.. look for a revival of the ROAD TRIP Thread...now that Vincent has done suchj a good job with his....