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  1. no-pistons

    no-pistons Rookie

    Jul 9, 2004
    1
    #26 no-pistons, Aug 8, 2004
    The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with the palm of your hand.. now.
     
  2. LSU348

    LSU348 Formula 3

    Dec 19, 2003
    1,047
    Sugar Land
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    Mike
    #27 LSU348, Aug 8, 2004
    Hello, road side assistance? Yes, I have a few flat tires, could you pick up a McDonald's #7 supersized with a Diet Coke on the way please?
     
  3. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

    Apr 26, 2003
    13,477
    Never home
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    Dr. Dumb Ass
    #28 judge4re, Aug 8, 2004
    Give me four fried chickens, and a Coke.
     
  4. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

    Dec 12, 2003
    922
    Metro St. Louis
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    Chris Losito
    #29 C. Losito, Aug 8, 2004
    Winner.
     
  5. Erik330

    Erik330 Formula Junior

    May 8, 2004
    711
    Ohio
    #30 Erik330, Aug 8, 2004
    Woulda been even better if he said "Diet Coke".
     
  6. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    Dec 9, 2002
    6,928
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    #31 jordan747_400, Aug 8, 2004
    ...and dry toast...
     
  7. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
    61,183
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    #32 darth550, Aug 8, 2004
    NO, Im not sure if I still have feet! I haven't seen them since I was 6. As a matter of fact, Ben Austin has been down there for about an hour and I can't see him either!

    DL
     
  8. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,698
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    #33 UroTrash, Aug 8, 2004
    ??
     
  9. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #34 darth550, Aug 8, 2004
    Post 18 of this thread (and a few others). My new fan! I'm flattered!

    DL
     
  10. PWehmer

    PWehmer Formula 3

    Oct 15, 2002
    1,733
    Surrounded by Water
    #35 PWehmer, Aug 8, 2004
  11. LA Swede

    LA Swede Formula Junior

    Dec 5, 2003
    373
    SoCal
    #36 LA Swede, Aug 8, 2004
    "press 400 lbs for more options"

     
  12. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

    Dec 12, 2003
    922
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    Full Name:
    Chris Losito
    #37 C. Losito, Aug 8, 2004
    He also seems to be quite the Lambo fan. ;)
     
  13. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Jan 24, 2003
    52,655
    Goodyear, AZ
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    PeterS
    #38 PeterS, Aug 8, 2004
    "Is this Wayne of SR Exotic Automotive?......You don't know me, but I am on the way to your shop to talk about how you have treated a few of your customers".
     
  14. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
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    Carbon McCoy
    #39 134282, Aug 8, 2004
    Am i being too anal here, or is making fun of this guy's weight hitting below the belt...? i'm not trying to defend him, but hasn't he done some questionable things that are worth far more in the humor department than his obesity...? i mean, you folks all have impeccable physiques to sit here and make fun of his, right...?
     
  15. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    Dec 9, 2002
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    #40 jordan747_400, Aug 8, 2004
    Oh come on Carbon, modesty has always been a weakness for you...
     
  16. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

    Apr 26, 2003
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    #41 judge4re, Aug 8, 2004
    Ah come on Carby, we're just getting started. It's early and I just got back to China at midnight this morning. Let my brain switch back to mumbling in English and Chinese and not Jinglish and Japanese and I'm sure I can come up with something cute.

    BTW, 2 pics of your avitar will get resized tonight when I get to Beijing.
     
  17. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
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    Carbon McCoy
    #42 134282, Aug 8, 2004
    Awesome...! Any chance you got the serial number of his car...? i need it...
     
  18. Jason W

    Jason W Formula Junior
    Silver Subscribed

    Oct 31, 2003
    972
    Singapore
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    Jason
    #43 Jason W, Aug 8, 2004
    Speaking of which, you got your car back, yes?
     
  19. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #44 darth550, Aug 9, 2004
    Is that really your quote entry? If so, I hope he wasn't talking to you on the phone!

    DL
     
  20. blueferrari2003

    blueferrari2003 Rookie

    May 18, 2004
    46
    #45 blueferrari2003, Aug 9, 2004
    Hello .....Hey man we have got to throw a big party, I went on the Atkins Diet and I lost enough wait to finally see my self below the belt...I have not seen myself down there in over 9 years!
     
  21. gentry

    gentry Guest

    #46 gentry, Aug 9, 2004
    lol
     
  22. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #47 darth550, Aug 9, 2004
    Hey Bessie.....I'm just stopping by the feed store and then I'll be there!

    DL
     
  23. infraredline

    infraredline Formula 3

    Mar 15, 2004
    1,036
    San Francisco
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    John
    #48 infraredline, Aug 9, 2004
    How many times do I have to tell you?! Say "over" when you finish talking so I can move the phone around to my mouth!
     
  24. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

    Sep 30, 2003
    6,786
    NewRotic
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    Otto
    #49 writerguy, Aug 9, 2004
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  25. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

    Mar 15, 2004
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    Wes
    #50 F1Ace, Aug 9, 2004
    Ohhhh, I love that one.

    Wes
     
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