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CAPTION CONTEST TO END ALL CAPTION CONTESTS!!

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  1. no-pistons

    no-pistons Rookie

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    The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with the palm of your hand.. now.
     
    no-pistons, Aug 8, 2004
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  2. LSU348

    LSU348 Formula 3

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    Hello, road side assistance? Yes, I have a few flat tires, could you pick up a McDonald's #7 supersized with a Diet Coke on the way please?
     
    LSU348, Aug 8, 2004
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  3. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    Give me four fried chickens, and a Coke.
     
    judge4re, Aug 8, 2004
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  4. C. Losito

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    Winner.
     
    C. Losito, Aug 8, 2004
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  5. Erik330

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    Woulda been even better if he said "Diet Coke".
     
    Erik330, Aug 8, 2004
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  6. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran Lifetime Rossa

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    ...and dry toast...
     
    jordan747_400, Aug 8, 2004
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  7. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    NO, Im not sure if I still have feet! I haven't seen them since I was 6. As a matter of fact, Ben Austin has been down there for about an hour and I can't see him either!

    DL
     
    darth550, Aug 8, 2004
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  8. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    ??
     
    UroTrash, Aug 8, 2004
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  9. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Post 18 of this thread (and a few others). My new fan! I'm flattered!

    DL
     
    darth550, Aug 8, 2004
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  10. PWehmer

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    PWehmer, Aug 8, 2004
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  11. LA Swede

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    "press 400 lbs for more options"

     
    LA Swede, Aug 8, 2004
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  12. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

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    He also seems to be quite the Lambo fan. ;)
     
    C. Losito, Aug 8, 2004
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  13. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

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    "Is this Wayne of SR Exotic Automotive?......You don't know me, but I am on the way to your shop to talk about how you have treated a few of your customers".
     
    PeterS, Aug 8, 2004
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  14. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Am i being too anal here, or is making fun of this guy's weight hitting below the belt...? i'm not trying to defend him, but hasn't he done some questionable things that are worth far more in the humor department than his obesity...? i mean, you folks all have impeccable physiques to sit here and make fun of his, right...?
     
    134282, Aug 8, 2004
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  15. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran Lifetime Rossa

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    Oh come on Carbon, modesty has always been a weakness for you...
     
    jordan747_400, Aug 8, 2004
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  16. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    Ah come on Carby, we're just getting started. It's early and I just got back to China at midnight this morning. Let my brain switch back to mumbling in English and Chinese and not Jinglish and Japanese and I'm sure I can come up with something cute.

    BTW, 2 pics of your avitar will get resized tonight when I get to Beijing.
     
    judge4re, Aug 8, 2004
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  17. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Awesome...! Any chance you got the serial number of his car...? i need it...
     
    134282, Aug 8, 2004
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  18. Jason W

    Jason W Formula Junior Silver Subscribed

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    Speaking of which, you got your car back, yes?
     
    Jason W, Aug 8, 2004
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  19. darth550

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    Is that really your quote entry? If so, I hope he wasn't talking to you on the phone!

    DL
     
    darth550, Aug 9, 2004
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  20. blueferrari2003

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    Hello .....Hey man we have got to throw a big party, I went on the Atkins Diet and I lost enough wait to finally see my self below the belt...I have not seen myself down there in over 9 years!
     
    blueferrari2003, Aug 9, 2004
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  21. gentry

    gentry Guest

    lol
     
    gentry, Aug 9, 2004
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  22. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Hey Bessie.....I'm just stopping by the feed store and then I'll be there!

    DL
     
    darth550, Aug 9, 2004
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  23. infraredline

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    How many times do I have to tell you?! Say "over" when you finish talking so I can move the phone around to my mouth!
     
    infraredline, Aug 9, 2004
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  24. writerguy

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  25. F1Ace

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    Ohhhh, I love that one.

    Wes
     
    F1Ace, Aug 9, 2004
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