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CAPTION CONTEST TO END ALL CAPTION CONTESTS!!

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  1. benaustin

    benaustin Karting
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    "Yes, im sure! I want a prancing horse tattoo on my chest"
     
  2. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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    ok infraredline - that is a winner! I am still giggling.
     
  3. Hubert888

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  4. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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  5. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Hello, AAA? Yeah...I'm stuck. Both of my left side tires are flat AGAIN! OH, and have the usual driver bring out another double pepperoni, sausage and extra cheese pizza too. What? Of course I'll pay you this time...some EC nucka was stupid enough to just (ahem) invest 25K in my RE swindle! In fact....PIZZAS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    DL
     
  6. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    "...yes, it's me again... yeah, we're gonna need the jaws of life..."
     
  7. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    "Sure dude. Just follow the yellow brick road."
     
  8. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Hello, Krispy Kreme? What gives?! I kept my end of the bargain by single handedly beating revenue projections with my hourly dozen! If you don't send me my free XXXXXXXXXXXL T-Shirt, I'm going to make sure Winchell's has a banner year!

    DL
     
  9. mike550

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  10. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Hello. Dear Abby? Its me, Gentry....[CLICK!]

    Hello?

    Hello?

    Hello, hello?

    DL
     
  11. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    "Hello, Ringling Brothers?

    Well I can't find one investor (and I'm hungry) so I'll take that job.

    Yeah, yeah I know you told me so."

    DL
     
  12. maranelloman

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    No intel inside.
     
  13. maranelloman

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    Guess where my other hand is?
     
  14. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    Hang on, hang on, I gotta change hands & give my right one a rest...yeah, sure, charge another 10 minutes to my card, Trixie.
     
  15. AJS328

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    LMAO! :)






    Carbon,

    You're such a p_ssy!! ;)
     
  16. gentry

    gentry Guest

    ok, guys, seriously, this has gone on long enough. Can we give it a rest now? The local middle school called and it wants its immaturity back.
     
  17. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    It's only been two days. We're just getting started...
     
  18. MarkPDX

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    Do a seach for Carbon photo chop threads.... :D
     
  19. AJS328

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    #69 AJS328, Aug 10, 2004
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  20. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    No, actually the CAFETERIA called about the 500 missing cupcakes!

    DL
     
  21. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    i can't believe this is still going on... Making fun of this guy's weight is really cheesy... Make fun of his business ethics or the "profiling" phone picture, but not his weight... i guess all of you are perfect and no one's ever made fun of your weight or your appearance...
     
  22. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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    hello, yes is this army surplus? Well I bought one of your green XXXXL shirts but the neck on the thing is killing me - do you sell tank tops?
     
  23. AJS328

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    "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

    -Dark Helmet
     
  24. writerguy

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    Yes it is nasty but this Troll asked for it, look at where his expertise has been shared and just have a little patience with us It will pass
     
  25. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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    Here is an idea - just refer to your duplicate posts by number. It will save you some time, but still enable you to inflate your post count.

    For example, instead of regurgitating the same thing in post #71 as in post #39 (per below) you could simply state - "NNO here - please refer to my prior post #39 on this thread."

    or if you are changing it slightly - you could say - "NNO here - please substitute "is really cheesy" for "hitting below the belt" in post #39.

    With these tips think of all the additional posts you can rack up!

    (also by the way - you were the first to call him obese "...than his obesity" - come on NNO no one said he was obese - that is very insensitive. You should just say large or size challenged.)

     

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