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CAPTION CONTEST TO END ALL CAPTION CONTESTS!!

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 20, 2004
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    Clifford Gunboat

    Like a 8mm kidney stone.
     
  2. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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    ... yeah dude, the moustache is really coming in nice - and it has only been 6 weeks! I'll let you see it if you buy 100 shares.
     
  3. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

    Mar 15, 2004
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    Wes
    "I wash myself with a sponge on a stick."

    Wes
     
  4. dwhite

    dwhite F1 Rookie

    Yeah, yeah he's in a meeting and he left his cell phone in the back seat . . . what time did you say the free buffet opens at happy hour?
     
  5. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

    Mar 15, 2004
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    "......look, it's not that I can't take rejection, it's just that it's a little hard when it comes from an AIRLINE. Fine, book me on two seats if you have to, but this time I don't want to sit on the armrest for 3-1/2 hours. After 2 hours it was not as fun as you said."
     
  6. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LMAO...! Very funny stuff, Mike... Touche...


    Jim, i understand where you're coming from, i just think it's wrong to make of this guy's weight; his weight has nothing to do with the initial problem you guys had with him... That's all...
     
  7. gentry

    gentry Guest

    You guys continue to attack my weight because you know nothing of my expertise to attack. That would be the primary reason.

    If I came in and started making posts about "hey wanna get rich quick" then maybe I could understand, but you ****s arent even bothering to attack my business accurately. As far as my ethics, how have I been unethical?

    You make fun of me for being fat because that is all you can make fun of. That and my facial hair, woot!

    And I hate to ruin the fun for you guys, but Im not that big anymore. But I doubt that will stop you.
     
  8. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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    "... and with your help Dr. Evil we can bring down Austin Powers"
     
  9. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest


    Dude, some of us weren't making fun of your supersize status. Some weren't even making fun of your heinous facial hair, or whatever business you profess to run. We're just making fun of the fact that you appear to be wanking yourself while yakking on a cell phone.
     
  10. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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    "ok well if that is what they are currently trading at fine. Then I like to place a limit order for 10 Big Macs for $3.50 each. Yep - good until cancelled. Oh, and throw in 5 apple pies - market order"
     
  11. gentry

    gentry Guest

    lol, that I can see. There is an explanation for that photo I SWEAR! heh
     
  12. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    That's easy....Several hundred dozen cheeseburgers with fries and gallons upon gallons of Jello pudding!

    DL
     
  13. gentry

    gentry Guest

    you continually prove how much of an ass hole you are.
     
  14. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

    Sep 30, 2003
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    you don't get it do you....

    You come in here with your comments to help Structure a software deal, raise money for a land deal in the swamp outside Houston, poke about for Steroids or growth supplement and we think you are a troll. but it does not stick. Have some brains and look around you this group is not a bunch of easily impressed guys hanging out at Sonic on friday night.

    there have been others like you in my time on this site, when you figure out that your not being taken seriously or you decide to read and understand what is going on around you then you might discover that this group is also forgiving. There are some exceptional people on this site and some good contacts both personal and professional but ya gatta earn it baby.

    There also have been others who have started up with less than honorable intent (do a search on Ferrari chat Frauds and Flakes) and just maybe you can redeem yourself. WE (I think I speak for most) are adults who share a passion for ALL things especially cars with little horses .

    Now ignorance of who you are dealing with is understandable but when you question ART355 and say he is not a lawyer and not the one Arthur Chambers from California EXPECT TO BE MADE A FOOL

    No one here will call you a fool or an idiot but if you show yourself to be one don't be surprised when someone points it out.
     
  15. writerguy

    writerguy F1 Veteran

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    now back to our original mockery


    "yeah, Umm Me I a muscular and have chiseled abs and... whats that? My credit card was rejected but Tiffany wait Come back I was soo close "
     
  16. gentry

    gentry Guest

    I guess this is the point Im trying to get across. Jabs are being made at my business and my ethics, that is what upsets me. The jabs at my weight are annoying and it is getting old, but it doesnt really upset me.

    The initial jab about my business was not even anywhere near accurate, yet it stuck. People opted to believe it and flame me rather than taking a moment to find out if it was even true. Im 25, does that make me less capable of doing business? I know many people my age and younger who make more than I do (including one of the owners of the builder I work with).

    I dont take kindly to people questioning my ethics, especially without grounds. I PMed someone, is that unethical?

    I even PMed you because I enjoy writing and I love cars, but that somehow became yet another reason to flame me.

    I answer questions about business and that is somehow a tickmark on the list of things Ive screwed up?

    I am not incapable of laughing at my own expense, but I hope that you can at least see how that, in addition to the unfounded and unecessary flames, how it can be a bit much.
     
  17. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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    "you have got to be kidding me - $8.95 for a mullett touch up? For that price you had better get the grease out of my hair too you Supercuts biatch!

    What? I'm sorry I thought I put you on hold. Yes thats right 9 whoppers"
     
  18. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Hello samaritans those nasty boys at F-CHAT are picking on me, and i cant take it anymore.
     
  19. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Hello, Michael? I have had 17 surgeries already and I'm really starting to worry I'm not looking at all like you!

    DL
     
  20. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Hi, Mom? I have GREAT NEWS! I can meet you for dinner at Medieval Times after all...Rumsfeld has left word that they have decided NOT to drop me on Baghdad!

    DL
     
  21. mike550

    mike550 Formula Junior

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    "Hi Allen, what did you do when they found out you were a chat room troll?
     
  22. AJS328

    AJS328 F1 Veteran
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    Apr 23, 2003
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    Well, boo fvcking hoo!
     
  23. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #98 wax, Aug 10, 2004
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    Actually... looks like the tree (hugger) is protecting some wood...

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  24. lesterm

    lesterm Formula Junior

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    "Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote unquote, Ultimate Belt. I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt."
     
  25. JaguarXJ6

    JaguarXJ6 F1 Veteran

    Feb 12, 2003
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    Oh, so your neck isn't even with your chin anymore? Congrats!

    Roll along now, we have more fat jokes to post.
     

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