Cell phones these days... They're always ringing; i can't even get a decent picture of a group of people... From left to right: Rick Doria, Nika, Mark PDX & Jordan... Let the games begin...
"Yo dude, I'm standing right next to an Enzo." "Yeah man, I know, i'm like 3 feet away from you." Female-"OH My God, which is hotter, me or the car?" Guy right next to her- "Why the hell are you calling me when i'm right next to you?!"
"I got a nice Enzo right here I can sell you. How much are you willing to go? Oh, by the way, there are three other dudes here with the same idea." (Nika a "dude"? Sorry, no disrespect intended.)
"Yes, Mr. Trump. Yes, sir. We understand, sir. No, sir, none of us have even laid a finger on your new car, sir. Yes, sir, we would all love to be on The Apprentice. What's that? Did we try to wheedle rides in you rnew car? Well, ah, um, you see, ah... We're WHAT? Fired? So soon??? Oh, all except for the chick?"
Rick : Hi Nika, it's me, Rick Doria - I hold the Silverstate Classic Speed record at 228 MPH and I own an F40, so how about we go to a movie on Monday? Jordan : Hi Nika, it's me, Jordan - I beat Rick, Mark, Carbon, & Slag & Go-Karting, so how about we get some lunch after this? Mark : Hi Nika, it's me, Mark - I'm a moderator on F-chat and just got a *****in convertible Corvette, so how about we go out sometime? Nika - What's with all these annoying voicemails? I just want to check out the Enzo!
Nika: Hi, honey. Yeah, I am right here next to your car, and there are 3 really annoying guys with boners & cell phones harassing me. Can you please cancel your metrosexual manicure & facial back at the hotel & come down to help me? The other 3: Hey, Maranelloman, can you have her fiance whacked so we can have her AND his Enzo?
The other 3: "Hey, Maranelloman, You wanna talk to Art? Art? Hey, Art? Art? Art? Art? Arrrrrrrrrt?" DL