Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first finishes and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and insures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two engineers he says " At Opel, we trained to be extremely thorough." The second engineer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says: "At Volkswagen not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient" The third engineer finished and walks straight to the door shouting over his shoulder: "At Rolls-Royce we don't p!ss on our hands." ___________________________ DL
