Taken on Delivery Day of the g-car while out at LoBC. This is almost funnier without a caption, but hey, take yer best shots... Image Unavailable, Please Login
Noah- "Look, see what it says here? 'One size fits all'.... I guess if we puts these on we can just keep on driving and not have to stop for bathroom breaks"
But I specifically requested the gorgeous BLONDE option. Look! See! I don't care if the the "E" smudged off and it reads BLOND.
Noah - "This amount of smack is only going to get you half a day in the G car. If you want more than that perhaps we could arrange something back at my place... Do you know what tea bagging is?"
Psst, here's the $100 unmarked bills we talked about. Now hurry up and give me the keys - I gotta take the car to Joey Fattoney. You better say nuthin' to nobody.
Noah: What's this? (confused) Salesman: Oh...ummm....that's the baking soda we leave in every car to keep the leather smelling fresh. (sweating bullets, hoping noah would believe his answer)
I cant change the station on my Audi A4 Radio with that "Stuff" in the way.. I gotta hear.....White linesssssssssss, goin through my mindddddddddddddd DL
Noah 1: "Sooo Uhhh, which gives you a better feeling. The car or this?" Noah 2: "So I'll bake you a cake, you give me this car."
It's used for moisture control IIRC. It's probably a bag of accessories or instructions. Silica... That put a grin on my face. A bag that big would probably shrink your left nut Edit for the Google impaired: "Even though it seems to serve no purpose, it's actually very important. It drys things out so the clothes or shoes or purse or whatever you're buying doesn't get wet. You shouldn't eat it. It also says you should throw it away, but I see no point in doing so. As long as you don't eat it. Don't taste it to see what happens, just trust them. "
Salesman to Noah "Even an ugly guy like you is guaranteed to get laid driving this car. But just in case she says NO or STOP, here is a lifetime supply of rufies.".