Profiles

It's when you are performing oral sex, and things get out of hand.

 

Between the narcolepsy and the buggery its a minor miracle you're here to share with us at all...

Boy, you've got that **** right.

Thanks for sharing - I have pretty much learned everything I need to know about my 348 through the site already so this new stuff is gonna keep bringing me back.

Cheers
Kevin

 

That's more like it! This type of biographical detail should be mandatory on FChat. Do you hear me Rob.....Rob?.....Rob!!.......Come back Rob.......

 

At age 50 is it too late for the shorn scrotum or am I good to go?
Is Vilma still available?

 

Did we ever get the story on the boxer?

 

A meat helmut, I will have to remember that one, very original. And evocative!

 

Just don't ask Carbon about beef curtains....

 

Chewed up bubble gum? Hanging strips of bacon? Old elephant ears?

Also thanks for the meat helemt. Case closed!

 

Sorry, I am the "profile Nazi." Yell at me, not Wayne.

Wayne is a standup guy and has been with the communtiy a long while now...from "back in the days now."

 

Wayne is a great guy, and he really has been around for a while. Heck, he even quit Ferrari Chat before it became fashionable. Hard to believe it's been almost two years.......

So long, F-Chat
Remember, old threads start at the bottom

 

Yup, he is my senior by a month. Man, I have been here too long too.

 

You guys crack me up!!!

 

anyone else read this and notice that Bruce did not USE CAPS.....holy C that was a while ago!!

 

How does that go about those living in glass houses shouldn’t toss stones? Yeah. That’s why I play no games.

 

"this is america" and so is cuba!

 

Im selling information on Wayne Ausbrooks. Two easy payments of $9.99 tells all!

Accept Visa and Mastercard.

 

For one simple payment of $16.99 I will tell everything there is to know about Wayne Ausbrooks and for the first 20 customers I will toss in a high resolution pic of Rob Lay giving me the finger from the FerrariChat 355 Challenge car....

 

But wait!!! There's more!!!

DL

 

Been here three years. It looks like we have run out of meaningful topics. time to shut the site down.

Wayne's a good guy as far as I know, but 3 pages of meat helmet jokes?

 

Call within the next 32 minutes and receive this authentic Carbon McCoy blanket as a FREE gift. Yours to keep with no obligation.

[size=-2](bling bracelet not included)[/size]

 

Drool included too?

 

Let me go talk to my superior on that one. Sit tight!

 

Quality pic!

 

Omar, my good friend.

Profile Nazi is right. Yet, your profile seems to lack a certain level of detail when it comes to your name.

I personally don't care one way of the other. We pretty much don't need to know your real name on here, or that of anyone else.

But, if you're gonna play the game, you gotta play it straight. Does your "profile Nazi" postition include the concept of not lying about who you are here? Or, is the nature of Fchat one of freedom to express oneself, and that freedom includes fabrications for whatever reason, in a profile and elsewhere.

Personally, after seeing some of the threatening noises that were made here, I deleted my last name from my profile, and changed my location to a more general description. I busted Dave's (Maranelloman) chops about his name a couple of times, but his point made sense. Why expose yourself here to the possible idiocy that exists in an online community?

And, finally, unless you are some kind of celebrity or expert within the Ferrari community, what difference does it make how much or little of your profile is filled out? Details are only really necessary if we're trying to establish the credibility of what a fellow member is saying.