"Hey, if you went camping and woke up with a headache, ripped pants and a sore a$$, would you tell anyone? ... No? ... Want to go camping?"
"The make-up and ballons are just a distraction, you should see what my other hand is doing right this moment!"
Now kids let's all sing along (count voice) Onnnnnneeeeeee.... Twooooooooooo.... Threeeeeeeee... Fourrrrrrrrrr....