simon355/Murcie, Spotted!

Jesus! You can't go anywhere in that car! Theres a story behind this-here goes;

I was going down to London after Donnington and about 8pm I was nose to frggin tale on the M1, pissing down and dark. Was in the middle lane stopped when this MX5 pulls up next to me and this FAB bird catchs my eye.(Slim/v nice looking and 2 large assets) Down goes the window (and hers) and we have a good old chat, she lives in St Albans but keeps a stupid mutt of a horse in Sheffield and shes on the way home. (Hate the bloody things - what is it with girls & horses)Traffic starts moving at this point so we keep together 2 abreast and hold up 2 lanes of traffic behind. Got her phone no and went out with her tonight in St Albans he he. She is a cracker. Shes coming to stay this weekend.
However I can't help wondering if the night had been as successful had I been driving a Ford Cortina crusader.....

PS St Albans is very swish

 

si if you fell in the lake you'd come out with a fish in yer gob. First the wheel gets fixed on the cheap, next new bird. Mines an F50 when you get the lottery up this weekend

 

Simon,

The car is clearly a fanny magnet!

Saw the car at Donnington; lahrvley, but couldn't find you....

 

Surely Simon's not going out with Fanny Craddock! - I thought she was dead!!

 

do they do tow bars for the lambo that would impress her picking her up in it with a horse box on the back you can borrow ours

 

I have a horse, you should ride one and then you will find out why we like them.

I am still at home, not being lasy at work. I know have lost my voice completely

 

and a roof rack for the saddles

 

He was in the bar with us , you numpty

 

Where do you keep your 900 leaf clover? Jesus....!! Good on ya anyway!

 

Simon - can't take you anywhere !!

Are you going to get her to trade her Mx5 for a 355 Spyder ?

Rick

(back off a very wet and windy holiday !!)

 

So its true; a nice car helps you pull!

I used to ride horses until I left uni; funny animals- will stay rock steady when passed by an HGV, but then get scared of a polythene bag in the hedge! Lots of fun I must say, but can't say it was ever a great talent of mine.

Dunno why girls like horses so much; perhaps Katie (or indeed Simon's new ladyfriend) can enlighten us...

Robert.

 

Wish someone said; I'm not phsychic for god's sake!!!

 

hey simon, so kirstine was right...u tend to meet in totally unexpecting circumstances, like a supermarket but in your case on the bl**dy motorway

always happens when you least expect it to...let me know when your free and ill come across re the 355 prep

 

Are you being crude Robert, or was that a genuine question?

A) It's the perfect way to spend a Sunday Morning

B) They give an adrenalin rush

C) They keep you fit

D) You can look over hedges into other peoples gardens
and do a leaflet drop to those with rubbish landscaping
skills

 

No, it was an entirely genuine question. In restrospect, it might be interpreted as crude... I apologise.

I think I felt too much of the adrenalin rush- I guess that's why I stopped riding!

Robert.

 

Cmon Katie, they stamp,they snort they **** everywhere and dont clean up after themselves,I love animals but they have hooves for riding on fields not pirelli tyres for the road!!

 

Awesume story and pulling skills mate. considering it was dark and raining thats even more impressive!

I must keep my eye out for MX5 chickas in future.... can you give me a master class??

 

Has this week's girlfriend sussed you out already then?

 

I bet the big girl from TGI fridays will chin her if you go in there

 

Traffic starts moving at this point so we keep together 2 abreast and hold up 2 lanes of traffic behind.


Bet you were popular

 

Listen,if that big girl got dropped from a B52 onto Baghdad she'd have done more damage than any flamin bomb, I blame you for that.
Anyway Trev rang me today whats up with your clutch,he says its knackered

 

hey si being a good samatitan dont pay these days, your gonna get **** for this for a long time i suspect

 

The clutch release bearing has sezied up and boiled the brake fluid so i left it there for the uk's no1 ferrari technican to sort it but ferrari uk dont have any parts and the rear crankshaft oil seal was leaking more fcuking money to be spent on the old tub