IT : Women support !

Dear (IT) Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help.
I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new
program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialization where it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cards 5.3 no longer run and
crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Football
6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to
keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall
doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help?
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This was the answer I got, any comment?
Dear Peter,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many
men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely
a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the
program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended
up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child Support and
Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal
with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I
APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system
will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 is a very high maintenance program & can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as
Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as
this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
certainly crash.


Thanks & Regards,
Linda Zeidan