Back to school is one of my all time favorite movies. I must have seen it 30 times and it is still funny. Erik
"Easy Money" I always liked the regular guy look and the robe he wore w/cards and poker chips on it! Anyone remember him hiding his dope in the roach motel. "Caddy Shack" It should be seen by everyone at least once. Sorry to see him go.....the last real comic IMO.
" I told my doctor my wife had VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin . . ." He was what "old school" comedians were all about. Self deprecating, finding ways to make you laugh without it being at someone else's expense or by using vulgarity or profanity. That scene in Caddyshack where he rips open his golfbag, cranks up the radio and starts dancing still makes me laugh today. His physical schtick was so hilarious. That he was appreciated by kids as well as their parents says it all. What a great loss for his family and for us. RIP
to the cocktail waitress..."bring us two pitchers of beer every fifteen minutes until someone passes out and then start bringing three" "My wife was an earth sign and I was a water sign... together we made mud" The world lost a great one! RIP Rodney
Caddyshack: "Did somebody step on a duck?" "What is this, dance of the living dead?" Back to School: Rodney: "So what are you studying?" Female Student: "Poetry" Rodney: "Great! You can help me straigten out my Longfellow!" I'm going to miss him!
Normally, I don't give a flying f*** about celebrity deaths, but Rodney's passing has really saddened me. He was a great comedian. Truly funny. Maybe if more people listed to his comedy, we would have more happiness in this world. I'm going to have to rent a couple of his movies this weekend. Dom
Dom like you I grew up to Rodney and John Candy. There was endless laughter when these guys were on film. Easy Money was one of my favorite flicks. This guy is a legend in my eyes. RIP DK
I was so ugly: When I was born, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, I did everything I could, but he pulled through!" I went to the proctologist and he stuck his finger in my mouth. A great comedian has been lost. RIP Rodney John
Very sorry to hear about it great actor and comedian. Anyone have a photo i have explained to Collette but she cant quite picture him.
He has always been my all time favorite - ever since watching him on Johnny Carson in the 70s. He would put Johnny and Ed on the floor. I couldn't walk for laughing so hard. He was also known for giving many young comics their start. He'll always be #1 I'm half Jewish and half Japanese - in fact I was circumcized at Benihana's.... Did you here about the guy who was half Italian and half Polish? He wanted to beat someone up but for got who... My wife likes to talk to me during sex...the other night she called me from a hotel.... My wife, she's so dumb, when she got pregnant with our second kid she thought we had to get married again... My daughter, she's no bargain either...in High School she was voted most likely to concieve... Heckler: "Hey Rodney! I'll give you a kiss if you give me your tie..." Rodney: "Sounds like a good deal...what do I get for my shorts?" Heckler: "Hey Rodney! What do you do for a living?" Rodney: "Very funny...I get guys for your sister..." The other day I picked up a sea shell to listen to the ocean... the shell told me to get off the beach..." I was kidnapped as a child and the kidnappers sent back a piece of my finger to my parents. They wrote back and said they needed more proof... I bought the perfect second car...a tow truck. He's the greatest.
> RODNEY Dangerfield has gone and taken his one-liners with him. A sample: > > > 1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy I'd have had nothing to play with. > > 2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. > > 3. My girlfriend always wants to talk to me during sex. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. > > 4. One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy: "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said: "Because you came home early." > > 5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. > > 6. I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. > > 7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. > > 8. I was an ugly baby ... my mother never breast fed me. She told me she only liked me as a friend. > > 9. I'm so ugly ... my father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. > > 10. When I was born the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father: "I'm sorry. We did everything we could but he pulled through." > > 11. I'm so ugly ... my mother had morning sickness ... AFTER I was born. > > 12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. > > 13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said: "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said: "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide." > > 14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. > > 15. I'm so ugly ... I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get. > > 16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said: "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect." > > 17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. > > 18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him: "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. > > 19. Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it. > > 20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control. > > 21. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap - he was in the electric chair. > > 22. I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother! > > > >
"I went to my doctor, he said i was crazy I said, 'Oh yeah? Well I want another opinion.' The doctor says, 'Okay -- you're ugly, too.' "