Worst movie you have ever seen

Steel, by Shaq.

It was on HBO, I saw, laughed and cried.

 

The absolute worst movie I have ever seen was the Blair Witch Project.

 

The ending to blair witch project rocked!

 

"Okay they're in the woods...nothing's happening...nothing's happening...something about a map, I dunno, I wasn't listening....nothing's happening...nothing's happening...and it's over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed." - Family Guy

 

"Death Race 2000" with Sylvester Stallone.

It's one of the few films I've stopped watching before it finished, simply because it was just so bad.

 

i'm with you there. an hour and a half in, you think a storyline is about to develop. you're bored now, but committed, then the movie ends.

ugh, i hate how it costs you money to totally ruin your evening with a nice girl.

 

I can't believe nobody has mentioned "Reds". I suffered through two hours only to arrive at intermission!!! It was a final intermission for me, I went out and never went back in.

 

I caught 10 minutes of "Reds" on TV the other night. That's 10 minutes I'm not getting back.

 

The crying game. Worst movie ever!!

 

Mayor Quimby: In other news, the chick in The Crying Game is really a man.
Apatheic crowd: Booo!
Quimby: I mean, man, is that a good movie.

 

I don't feel like reading through the whole list so I'll ask... Has anyone mentioned Judge Dredd?

 

Wyatt Earp is up there, or down there, depending on how you look at it.

 

Far and away the worst in the history of cheese:

Manos - the Hand of Fate

The only reason I made it through was it was on Mystery Science Theater 3K -- they said it was the worst ever - and they should know.

 

Blare Witch Project, the absolute worst.

 

"Bounce" with moron Ben Affleck.

Well it happened because a friend of mine (girl) went with me to a movie of my choice and I had to reciprocate the favour with this numbskull movie. Worst 1 1/2 hours of my time in a theatre ever!

At least I havent seen Gigli - from reviews it seems as bad if not worse...

 

The worst movie I acutally sat though was Napoliean Dynamite. I am still angry about having to sit though it.

 

The Talented Mr. Ripley was a huge disappointment for me. Some of my friends recommended it and it got good reviews. I was expecting it to be one of the best movies of the the year. I couldn't have been more wrong.

 

The Bonfire of the Vanities !

 

I can't believe no one has mentioned "Out of Africa". What a frikken snooze fest that was.

After 30 minutes my neck hurt from my head dropping over the back of the seat. I am starting to get woozy just recalling the experience.

I..need........to........lie........................down.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Open Water, so bad

The Postman, the most anti climatic movie ever. Felt like i was watching a commercial for the Postal Service

 

Nightwing - This is a 1970's movie. There was an American Indian curse that produced a bunch of angry Vampire Bats. How did it end ? An Indian went into their cave and put some rocks in a circle, to destroy the bats.


Godzilla. - My wife and I both feel asleep and bumped our heads together !!

 

i feel asleep during the second lord of the rings, those movies just dont intrest me at all.

Envy with jack black and ben stiller, one of the worst movies ever to be played on my tv.

 

This should be at the top of anybody's list. I can't believe nobody has mentioned either one of these. The worst of the worst movies, Fear.com and the most recent Texas Chainsaw Massacre, with renee zellwegger. (whatever her name is)

 

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Hey buddy don't forget Resident Evil!!! lol