Women eh? Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, tongues, bellies and clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines waxed but they won't take it up the a#se because it hurts!!
Put yourself in their shoes. If you'd just been pulled over for speeding I'd doubt you'd be in the mood either
Like Tea Arse said.. they will.. but it helps chances of success if you get them warmed up first and then come through the back door without knocking.. if yer know what I mean.
Nice one Conquisitor M8 - However, you should have added the rider of "Requires well lubricating with saliva" 512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
Perhaps we shall find out. We must all be patient, and just wait and see. 512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
And i thought there was a new night club just opened in Newcastle when my girlfriend asked if i would take her up the Gary Glitter!
*AHEM* Guys, i'm guilty too but pls remember we have ladies and youngsters on the forum too.Thank you. Foxy, apologies.
<snigger> If it's any concellation, us women are a nightmare!... ...But you chaps are just as bad Yes we have highlights, nails, clothes, handbags, waxing, massages etc... But you chappies have; exhausts, servicing, brake pads & discs, Clutches, Tyres etc! Foxy x
Hey you forgot to mention the pensioners and near pensioners who dont remember what the Garry Glitter is RAY360M hahahahahahahahahahah
Hello Comrade Foxy Sweetheart, You have married consolation to constellation and come with 'concellation' - I am quite good with the dicktionary - if you need any help with the personal lexicon, then do not hesitate to inform me.
Graham You are incorrigible(no I didn't look it up ! ) Ask the late Dick used to say "You are awful - but I like you!" Cheers Kevan
Dear Comrade 400 SPYDER M8, Good ol' Dick - one can never get enough of it - pity there aren't any repeats on the TV. 512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
