Dear Mr Tea Are, Kevan informs me that you may be looking for a new gardener. I believe this chap is currently looking for a position: Image Unavailable, Please Login
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Dear Comrade Anthony Ferrari - Side-kick of Bernie Ecclestone and procurer of employment for out-of-work racing drivers, This gentleman is wholly unable to drive in a straight line. Accordingly, and whilst your offer is made from a pure and unadulterated altruism, I feel that in this instance, I must decline as the stripes on my lawn would almost certainly look more akin to those on a zebra should this man be let loose on it! With kind regards, 512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse