This is absolutely excellent!!!!!!!! Are you making this up as you go along or have you done it before? In any case I have never laughed so much over a thread in a long time. Can't wait to see the picture (wiping tears from eyes)
This is my first time. I'm kinda proud of the fact that this is a natural scam, i.e., my scammer volunteered, I did not "seed" sites to bait a scammer like many of the real scam-eaters do. I do so hope Steve sends a pic with the "WANKER" sign.
BTW, and beside the point, the car actually just now sold to a nice man from Ohio: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4504506021
This is great! My favorite part is at the end- Michael and Steve Forever xoxo!!! By the way- My wife thinks I am insane because I show everyone the thread about you explaining your avatar. Everytime I show it to someone I actually laugh so hard that I cry Vernon
LMAO!!! Thats so great, I was lauging so hard reading it!! Cant wait to hear what he says, I cant believe anyone would respond to that letter!
Unfortunatley I'll bet that this weasel finds a sucker in about 1 in 20. Well, odds may not be that high. At any rate this scam is purely a numbers game for this guy with little risk other than the word getting out about it thus lowering his success rate.
This is awesome! It'll be too much too handle if the guy actually sends a Wanker picture. What a tool!
Unfortunately your probably right...However its nice to have a little fun at a scammers expense. That is just too funny, LMAO
This is great stuff!! I can't believe he still thinks he has you on the line! Can't wait to see the pic of the "wanker".
Hummm, haven't heard from my scammer today.... so I sent this to see if I could goose him up a little: To: Steve Dicko, car dearler: Steve, did you not get my last message? I thought it was urgent that we conclude this deal quickly. I have the check ready for $6900.00 to send to you Western Union just as soon as I get the photograph of you holding the sign with my hometown on it: Summary; A large and clear picture of YOU, Steve holding a large sign that has my hometown's name on it in large letters: WANKER. Steve, I am very anxious to sell this car quickly, please do not play with me. As soon as I see the picture and I'm SURE it is you, we can finish the deal. Michael
I love what you are doing to the scammer as he really deserves it. They have no thought except for themselves. Carry on the good work.
Wonder if a "Harry Bam" is like wanker in slang terminology...heh...... ----------------------------- Hello !!! I came accross your contact through the advertisment place online,I am willing to purchase your car,Please get back to me as soon as possible if the car is still available for sell, also, give me more information about its condition and If possible you can mail me the picture of it to view.I based in west africa and am going to arrange for the pickup by myself when you have the money for it ,Waiting for your earlier response. Best regards, Harry Bam 122,Ikorodu Road LAGOS NIGERIA, WEST AFRICA 23401
I think I have the most worthless scammer on earth, 2 days and no e-mails. Nothing. Pathetic. You know, I expect MORE in the way of personal service when I'm being scammed. I think Stevie boy may have moved on to more promosing pastures....
Perhaps Dr. Gunboat, but even though this may not have gone on as long as we wished, it's still an instant F-chat classic. After the week I'm having this week - and it's not over yet - this kind of stuff is just what I needed.
Yeah, you never know, Steve might be taking a day or two off, maybe he is simply backlogged with other scammies and simply has not had time to get back to me. I sent him a couple of e-mails asking if he was just playing with me, we'll see: Steve! Why do you not answer my e-mail? Have you been playing with me? Do you not really have $24,000? I have held this car for you, and you have dropped the ball! Steve, please repsond! Your friend , Michael
Michael, My picture is in the attachment,please get back to me as soon as possible with the informations we required from you so that we can continue Name,address(including country)and your phone number, thanks, Steve (Steve sent me a pic in a "word document" format of a jovial looking slightly balding mustachioed white dude posing beside a Mercedes- any one can tell me how to get a word doc pic on F-chat, I'd appreciate it, or I could e-mail stevie's e-mail to you if anyone can help. PLEASE help me, I think everybody would like to see the pic and I cannot figure how to post it. I'm afraid Stevie will have trouble getting this guy to hold a WANKER sign) Steve, Thank you for your picture. HOWEVER, I find it totally unacceptable. Steve, I need a picture of you holding a sign that has the name of my hometown on it "WANKER". This picture , while nice and reassuring that you are a nice English chap living in Sheffield London, DOES NOT fulfill my request of a picture with you holding the sign. Steve, as soon as you send the picture as requested we can quickly finish the deal and you can get your $6,900 (remember the jizz). Impatiently, Michael
