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  1. DrStranglove

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    #51 DrStranglove, Nov 18, 2004
    Funny I know I have seen that pic before...... I think it is from an add. What was the name of the file?
     
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    #53 VROOM!!!, Nov 18, 2004
    He dug himself in a hole.... Now he needes a picture of THAT guy holding the sign! LOL!
     
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    #55 coolestkidever, Nov 18, 2004
    Holy crap Uro, im still cleaning up the spit from when u said ur son jizzed that really made my night, o man classic.
     
  6. DrStranglove

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    #56 DrStranglove, Nov 18, 2004
    You could also tell him you dont need the picture any more but just a bank to wire the money too. Get the bank account number then report his ass. Well, if it is a reputable bank!
     
  7. tvrfreak

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    #57 tvrfreak, Nov 18, 2004
    They work with stolen/forged checks that are no good. Not much that the bank would be able to do.

    And though a lot of these Nigerian scammers have limited English skills, the one word they absolutely would know is wanker.

    Time to send in Kitty Fishsticks.
     
  8. UroTrash

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    #58 UroTrash, Nov 19, 2004

    Where do I send the check?! LOL :)
     
  9. Ferrari_UK

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    #59 Ferrari_UK, Nov 19, 2004
    This is the funniest thing I have read on here !

    Urotrash's posts are always worth reading !
     
  10. judge4re

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    #60 judge4re, Nov 19, 2004
    Noooo. What happened to fishsticks? She's looking a little German today!
     
  11. UroTrash

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    #61 UroTrash, Nov 19, 2004
    Scam, Friday's episode;


    Michael,
    I don't do business this way,please if you are not interesed maybe I will contact another seller,you are just delaying everything and my client is getting worried because he wants everything settled before his vacation,
    Steve.




    Steve,

    Thank you for your kind e-mail. I think you made a mistake. You must have accidentally linked the wrong photograph, as that picture you sent me was a German man that works for Mercedes.

    Steve, please do not toy with me! I have the car, and I have your $6,900 (including the jizz money) but you must send me a picture of YOU holding a sign with my hometown in large letters "WANKER". This is all that is left for us to finish the deal.

    Steve, why would you not want me to see a picture of you? I'm getting a little worried that you might not have the $24,000. PLEASE send the picture so we can finish the deal.


    Your Friend 4-ever, Michael
     
  12. Ferrari_UK

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    #62 Ferrari_UK, Nov 19, 2004
    Jizz money !!! For Phucks sake !!! Ha ha ha !
     
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    #63 Jam, Nov 20, 2004
    Gotta be the funniest thread I,ve seen in awhile. Hope you can keep it going.

    Can't wait to see the next installment.

    Excellent work Uro!!
     
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    #64 134282, Nov 20, 2004
    This is what makes Off Topic worthwhile... This whole thread is just so funny... Thanks, Cock Doc... :)
     
  15. UroTrash

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    #65 UroTrash, Nov 21, 2004
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    Steve,

    I have not heard from you in 2 days! Have you lost interest in the car? I have it ready here for you and I have the $6,900 check ready to go, just as soon as you send me an acceptable picture of you.

    Since this deal is dragging out so long, I went ahead and changed the air in the tires from summer air to winter air (it does get cold in Sheffield London, does it not?), all except the right rear tire that, for some reason, already had winter air in it.

    Further, I found a rat's nest in the airbox and got rid of that and repaired the wiring damage they did, nothing really. Except the fire.

    Steve, are you preparing for the Holidays? I do so get excited this time of year! I'm sure there will be festive decorations galore in Sheffield London. Is your client going away for the holidays? It would be just very special for him to have this nice Volvo for the trip. Steve, if I'm guessing right, I bet he's going to Italy for the holidays, am I right?

    Steve, please be a dear and send the "WANKER" picure, would you please?

    Fondly, Your friend, Michael

    P.S. Steve, here's another picture of me; see I'll send you all the pictures you want, just let me know.
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    #66 PaulfromPA, Nov 21, 2004
    ^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA that picture!!
     
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    #67 Jam, Nov 22, 2004
    You are a good looking guy Uro. Keep it up!!
     
  18. UroTrash

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    #68 UroTrash, Nov 23, 2004
    No word from Stevie-boy in 4 days. I think it's over.


    Steve,

    Why have I not heard from you? I have tried to be very patient with you, but I have my limits. Steve, when I have someone, like you, that is trying to scam me and steal $6,800 (not including the jizz money) I EXPECT better service!

    It would surprise me if you have ever successfully scammed anyone with your lazy attitude and poor follow-up. Steve, there are many thieves in the world just like you, and it is a very competitive world on-line. You are going to have to try harder if you are ever going to make it as an internet thief.

    Steve, did you think you fooled me for one second? Do you think your syntax was not laughable? Did you think I believed you lived in Sheffield London when there is no such place? Did you think you could fool me with that picture? Did you think you could steal my money that easily? Steve, what is your real Mugu name?

    Steve Mugu, you are poor, so it's OK to steal from people in the USA? No, Mugu, it's not. Stealing is wrong and being poor is no excuse. You are a liar and a thief.

    Anyway, I'm glad I could waste your time. Your stupid responses were posted on a forum, so many, many people were laughing at you. I only regret that you did not send me the WANKER picture, you thieving Mugu.


    Michael
     
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    #69 FarmerDave, Nov 23, 2004
    Your ruthlessness is to be admired and feared. This is definately one of the best threads going. I love it! LOL :D
     
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    #70 DrStranglove, Nov 23, 2004
    An fchat classic!!!
     
  21. Chiaro_Slag

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    #71 Chiaro_Slag, Nov 23, 2004
    Damn you are funny.

    Classic!
     
  22. L8Braker

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    #72 L8Braker, Nov 23, 2004
    This is too funny.....I had a guy trying to pull the same scam on me, but all I did was to send the info to Ebay and they were going to take appropriate action.

    If I get another one I'm going to refer to this thread for directions on how to screw with a scammer. Maybe you should create the funwithascammer website!
     
  23. UroTrash

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    #73 UroTrash, Nov 23, 2004

    The best scam baiter site is:

    http://www.419eater.com/index.htm

    I'm an amateur, these guys are real pros.
     
  24. Simon

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    #74 Simon, Nov 24, 2004
    Urotrash, pity it didn't go on longer. I was looking forward to that wanker picture. I just recieved this today in response to a car I have for sale...smacks of the same scam to me. Funny thing is, he lists his address as West Dulwich Railway????

    Cheers
    Simon



    Good Day,
    We are willautos limited. we purchase,Pick-up and Deliver
    Automobiles and Bikes for our
    client here in UK and AMERICA.One of our client
    here in london has indicated interest in
    your car.Please we would want to know if
    it's
    still availiable?And if it's still,Send me:
    (i)The final/bottom price of the car.
    (ii)The mileage on the scale. (iii)Some photos of
    the car for my client value viewing.
    (iv)Why are you selling the car?
    The above questions are part of our company polic when purchasing
    automobiles and Bikes,So don't find it
    embarrasing to answer them.
    Hope hearing from you very soon.
    Have a splendid day !
    will Steve (Purchasing/Payment manager)
    Dulwich Picture Gallery college Rd,
    SE21.West Dulwich Rail.
    london,UK
     
  25. UroTrash

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    #75 UroTrash, Nov 24, 2004
    Another STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, the broken English is a real give away isn't it. Have fun and tie him up for a long time. Remember, every minute you tie him up, he cannot be stealing from othr folks.
     
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