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What's the dumbest "hit" song you've heard?

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  1. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I can't believe nobodys mentioned 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'.
     
  2. Artherd

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    I'd still hit it like it was going out of style!
     
  3. 62 250 GTO

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    Hey now, I didn't say ANYTHING about it NOT being tagable, did I?


    Can I get and Jpeg "I'd hit it"?
     
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    Couldn't agree more. One of the absolute worst.

    I always liked "Redneck Mother"
     
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    "LOVING YOU" BY MINNIE RIPPERTON, I THINK
     
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    Considering the source, I'd say "Beat it!"

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    BRUCE! You beat me to that one! Also, ANY one of hundreds of boring, slow ballad type songs by ANY female singer, i.e:'Snowbird' by Ann Murry....YUK!
     
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    How can you say that! We used to sing that around the camp fire every night!
     
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    That's a Triple-Puke song!
     
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    "Fish Heads" received a lot of airplay during the early days of MTV (when they actually played music videos).
     
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    Is that Indian Larry as your Avatar??
     
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    Yes.
     
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    I defy anyone to name a worse song, ever.(this should be interesting). :)

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    Hands up, baby hands up...give me your heart, gimme gimme your heart...

    Chicken dance - forbidden to be played at my wedding



     
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    She's been working on her back up career as a Hooter's girl lately........
     
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    Uggg, she looks dead. Nothin' turns me off more than dead chicks. Well unless they are still warm, then it's ok for awhile.
     
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    normally saved for carbon, but you said, you get it.
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    "White Tee" by some southern rap group... "i slang in my white tee, bang in my white tee; i bling in my white tee..."

    Sigh.
     
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    Strictly discussing lyrics, I'd say one of the worst couple of lines is:

    "If a picture paints a thousand words
    Then why can't I paint you?"

    WTF? Makes no sense... the rest of the song song is just as stupid. I don't know the name of the song (it was before my time), but that song cracks me up with its stupidity.

    Lots of 80s songs fit the bill as "dumb" hit songs, but a lot of them hit the spot when you feel like listening to fun, mindless garbage.
     
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    New moon on Monday... It goes five days through the night.. I spent the whole day with a lonely satellite....

    I find myself shaking my head at most of John Mayer's lyrics. I do like both of his CD's quite a bit though...
     
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    Absolutely true! Man I hate it when someone leaves that cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it....
     
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    I think Mike's song is "If", by Bread. A song that was famously remade by....Telly Savales!!
     
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    Yeah, I haven't seen a picture paint something...yet. But this guy was probably out of his mind on LSD when he wrote/sang the sucker so cut him some slack will ya?
     
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    Its gettin hot in here, so take off all your cloths.

    Most rappers are the worst song writers, very few are good.
     

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