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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by twotoomany, Oct 22, 2004.

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  1. Foxy_355

    Foxy_355 Formula Junior

    Sep 27, 2004
    638
    Berkshire, UK
    #151 Foxy_355, Nov 1, 2004
    Gosh! How awful!! Are you ok? :)

    Foxy x
     
  2. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
    2,742
    #152 512Tea Are, Nov 1, 2004
    Good afternoon Pulchritudinous Foxy, Sweetheart, Poppet,

    Yes, I am okay and thank you for your kind concern. The nurses were wonderful and I am to stay with each of them for a few days in turn - thus I shall evermore be protected from these scandalous husbands who care not sufficiently for their gorgeous wives and for whom I do my best to cosset - and then the husbands put me in hospital for looking after their interests - they're all most ungracious - all of 'em!

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
     
  3. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
    2,742
    #153 512Tea Are, Nov 2, 2004
    Good Evening Foxy, Poppet, Sweetheart,

    I thought I should resurrect this to the top of the pile.

    TwoToot-Twotoomany has returned and everything seems set.

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
     
  4. Foxy_355

    Foxy_355 Formula Junior

    Sep 27, 2004
    638
    Berkshire, UK
    #154 Foxy_355, Nov 3, 2004
    Indeed! This all looks set to be a real good day out!

    I'm looking forward to meeting you chappies! (and having the pee ripped out of me for driving like a girl!)

    Thank you Mr. Twotoomany for being so organised and having helmets for us to borrow! - Don't worry Tea Arse dearypoo's, I'll bring my hair brush to sort out your helmet hair! - It'll be nice to have another "femme fatale" to go to the loo's in pairs with :)

    Foxy x
     
  5. Tubi

    Tubi Formula Junior

    Jul 1, 2004
    577
    Athens
    Full Name:
    Hari
    #155 Tubi, Nov 3, 2004

    huh? exhausts and vacuum cleaners? i think you have lost me there......you should keep off the white powder!
     
  6. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
    2,742
    #156 512Tea Are, Nov 3, 2004
    Dear Comrade Tubi M8,

    The fifteenth day of November is the Ferrari Chatterboxes Annual Outing to Silverstone. Please confirm your attendance upon the 'Thread' . . . . . 'WHO'S COMING OUT TO PLAY'

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
     
  7. twotoomany

    twotoomany Formula Junior

    Sep 15, 2004
    374
    London
    Full Name:
    David Higgins
    #157 twotoomany, Nov 4, 2004
    I was waiting outside the front of the Intercontinental parklane in my 355, when a particularly beautiful women "approached" me. She asked if I had time to come in for a quickdrink. This all rather happened rather suddenly and caught me unawares. This was made even more flustering because of the size of her ample heaving bussom. She provocatively lent into my open window and introduced herself as Katrina the ballerina.
    I took her up on her kind offer to buy me a quick drink. She then invited me to her plush suite on top floor. On entering the room her dress seemed to miraculously fall to the floor.
    It was precisely this point my wife shouted in my ear "its time to get up" It was all a dream. I believe i been on FerrariChat too often recently this accounts for the young lady being a "ballerina"

    TWOTOOMANY
     
  8. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 23, 2002
    14,372
    S W London
    Full Name:
    Tony H
    #158 tonyh, Nov 4, 2004
    I think TR's LIVING this dream :D
     
  9. steve f

    steve f F1 World Champ

    Mar 15, 2004
    12,119
    12cylinder town
    Full Name:
    steve
    #159 steve f, Nov 4, 2004
    you mean had a wet dream
     
  10. Nizza

    Nizza Rookie

    Nov 28, 2003
    40
    London/Kent, UK
    Full Name:
    Nick James
    #160 Nizza, Nov 25, 2004
    I have had a totally 'munta' hanging out of her Ford Escort trying to get my attention once when I first got mine.... whilst I have experienced other lesser events since....

    I did bounce the 'Are Women Irresistibly Attracted to Men in Ferraris' statement accordingly off the rather charming young lady lying next to me whilst I am typing this and she responded....

    "If I was going to be shallow and materialistic I would go for a Dodge Viper or a Hybusi..... and just leave the keys OK!”.....

    You heard it here first folks……

    (Oh yes! You maybe thinking he is chatting on FChat (on his laptop) whilst lying in bed with someone at 1:30 in the morning..... your point is?)
     
  11. Izza

    Izza Formula 3

    Nov 3, 2003
    1,046
    London
    #161 Izza, Nov 26, 2004
    At the end of the day (as Sid the Sexist said), "women luv it up 'em". As such, you can never test this theory out fully since the vast majority (excluding velcro fasteners/clam jousters) are irresistibly attracted to men and their private parts.
     
  12. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
    2,742
    #162 512Tea Are, Nov 26, 2004
    Dear Comrade Toeknee Hopkins,

    Absolutely right Toeknee M8 - I really am 'Living The Dream' and long may it continue!

    512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - Tired and exhausted having moments ago returned from a rendezvous with the lady from 'The Nutcracker Suite.' Next week I am promised 'The Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairy'.
     
  13. Lee_Proctor

    Lee_Proctor Formula 3
    BANNED

    Jun 10, 2004
    2,444
    Full Name:
    Lee
    #163 Lee_Proctor, Nov 26, 2004
    Dear Comrade 512 Tea Arse - the invisible man!

    I thought ToeKnee had sent you back to "the terrible place" that no-one dare speak of around here without you here.

    Lee
     
  14. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
    2,742
    #164 512Tea Are, Nov 26, 2004
    Good Evening Grasshopper Comrade Lee Proctor Omniscient Ferraristii,

    I've been there again today M8 and I'm getting to like it more and more - it just takes a bit of getting used to that's all.

    With kind regards,

    512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - Exponent of the 512CS Dance of the Seven Veils
     
  15. Lee_Proctor

    Lee_Proctor Formula 3
    BANNED

    Jun 10, 2004
    2,444
    Full Name:
    Lee
    #165 Lee_Proctor, Nov 26, 2004
    Dear 512 Tea Arse - Tear Arse - man copious with connotation of words

    I have a good feeling I will be there soon....!!

    Regards

    Lee
     
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