Being involved with call centers, I've had this piece for years A telephone call center script "Hello and welcome to our psychiatric hotline. If you need help, please press one If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press one repeatedly.... if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2..... if you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6 if you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press."
Why do the "voices" mentally ill people hear mostly seem to tell them to kill, etc? Why don't they tell them to wash my car, or something like that?
I did have Sonic for dinner last night. Really good burgers and corn dogs. I think I ate more Mexican food this past two weeks than my whole life. Really good here in Texas. Much better than any NYC Mexican for 1/4 the price. Dinner for two and drinks here 20 bucks.
'cause they still use Pesos that close to the Rio Grande. (I have a feeling Officer Munez may be knocking on my door soon). BTW, where the f is Lupe? That's it! I'm starting a Where's Lupe thread...
Ok, Emil in Detroit @ the autoshow. Probably a NY hotdog (all the way) from a Detroit cart vendor with a chaser of Pepcid AC. Dinner will be something special though as he pimps AutoRox
Was in Detroit on Sunday and Monday. Am back in LA now. The wonders of press days at the auto show is the food. I want to put a car in my kitchen, this is so much fun. Sunday - Breakfast: Courtesy of American Airlines - Lunch: Porsche - German sausages and schpetzle with Warsteiner - Snack: Smart - Some sort of pastry with Bubble Tea from Mitsubishi - Dinner: GM - Roast Beef, Moet, Apple Pie (Z06 Showing) Then, Audi took us to "Cheetahs" in West Windsor, Ontario. Strip clubs in Canada, like most of Canada, are sort of bland. On the plus side, we stayed at the Hilton in West Windsor and it was actually sort of cool... Monday - Breakfast: Dodge - Bacon & Eggs with champagne & OJ - Lunch: Aston Martin, Land Rover, Jaguar, Volvo - I don't know but it was good - Snack: Rolls Royce - Butter Cookies and Tea while sitting in the 100EX - Dinner: Ford - Steak and Lobster with Sam Adams Sadly, today I find myself in LA. I just got back from AutoRox dancer rehearsal and I doubt I'll be eating for the remainder of the day...
So either the dancing is very bad or the girls were very sexy. Might I recommend to you a good nutrionist? I think their first edict would be lay off the cars.