What is the DUMBEST QUESTION you've ever heard?

I had a girl ask me once " How do all the deer know to cross at the same place"? She was referring to the deer crossing signs. Also " If you look directly at a PICTURE of the sun will you go blind"?.

 

I looked straight at Carbon McCoy and asked him if he wanted to try out my 550.

DL

 

LMAO...!!! Bingo...! i was trying to think of dumb questions people ask me and i couldn't come up with any... This though, is spot on...! Everytime someone's asked me if i wanted to drive their Ferrari - it was a dumb question...!

 

These are a riot guys.
Keep 'em coming, you're killing me.

 

It should be in the "Dumm-umentary" section...

/Peter

 

ROTFLMAO!

/Peter

 

one of my all time favorites.

Damn this tastes like ****. Want to try it?

 

My friend's girlfriend (blonde) asked as they passed a prison in the Newark, NJ area that had very narrow vertical slit type windows for the cells: "Why are the windows so narrow?"

 

Six of us went into a restaurant last weekend and when we had all got in and shut the door the girl came up and said "Can I help you?"

Now, call me old-fashioned but if I were her I would have said, "Hi, how are you ? Table for 6 ? Come with me !"

 

http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44398&page=1&pp=20

 

I love going to a resturant with my girlfriend and they ask, table for two?

Sometimes I look around and count on my hand my girlfriend and I and go "yep! two please" - she hits me after I do this!

Or..

I go, "$h!t, I left our baby in the car".


Also when people point at the clock and say:

"is that the time?"

I say "no, its a hamburger. Have a bite!".

 

hasnt happened to me but...had to share this one:

"Is it in yet?"

 

Not a question, but a statement from a guy in Oklahoma that had just witnessed a tornado. When asked what it sounded like he said, "well, people claim it sounds like a freight train, but it really don't! I mean, I didn't hear no clickity clack and no WHEW! WHEW!"

 

That doesn't seem like a dumb question. Maybe just a bit insensitive.

 

My brother in law was a Navy Seal and spent a lot of time on and around helicopters in the military. He had the misfortune of being in an aircraft hanger when a technician working on a fighter jet found out the seat was armed....the hard way. He ejected himself into the ceiling of the hanger.

 

When I was in Lake Powell with a group of people my buddy was explaining the creation of the reservoir and how it was one of the largest man-made lakes in the world. His girlfriend sat there in awe with her mouth open looking around at the cliffs that are hundreds of feet high. She then said "My God, how many tractors did it take to dig out all the dirt?".

 

"Is that a real Ferrari?" or "Is that one of them kit cars?"

From a friend's wife upon seeing the 308 for the first time:
"Well, it looks like it has a big trunk."

I also hate it when people proceed to tell me how much better their brand new Camaro/Mustang/Corvette is than my Ferrari. I tell them that my car is an antique automobile and that I'd be disappointed if GM or Ford couldn't come up with something better after 25 years. (I also tell them that my car is still worth what I paid for it, that usually shuts 'em up)

 

Well don't keep us in suspense, how many did it take?


I heard this on TV the other day...

Is your lack of a high school diploma keeping you from making the kind of money you want?

Yep that Mickie Dee's just won't hire you without one no more.

 

Do you know how many couples come to restaurants waiting for other singles or couples to join them later ? I don't think it's a dumb question, honestly.

 

I don't either. We meet other couples at restaurants many times and very rarely arrive at the same time.

 

Dumbest question?

"What's that thing on your head?"

Meow.

 

Oh man, I just remembered this stupid commercial I used to see all the time. The lady (supposedly a customer's experience) said "I thought it was another get-rich-quick scheme, but I did!"

And then at the very end the guy said "Log onto this website NOW!" and I noticed that the URL changed almost everytime (there were about 5 URLs althogther), haha.

 

This may be one of the dumb questions we're discussing, but did he survive? I mean, those things shoot you out pretty quickly, and he must have whacked the ceiling really hard, only getting further injured when he hit all the supports.

 

Instant death, and not a pretty one.

 

Just maybe............................