Tragic Road Accident, unbelievable fatalities

Or my solution, have a car and a driver.

 

Wheres Rolm? was he driving behind? is he selling Grolsh from the boot of his car as we speak

 

If 5% of all read accidents is caused by drunk drivers, it also means we can improve road safety with 95% by prohibiting sober drivers to travel by car....

 

Jim, I completely understand! I'm sure that I'll be heading the direction within the next couple years, but as for the point someone made earlier, I've made a mature decision to finish school before I do any of the "fun stuff" (i.e. - drink alcohol)

 

Very commendable. Too bad more young folks don't think likewise.

Harder and smarter you work, sooner the Fcar!

 

Finishing school before the fun stuff? At that point its too late! When you are 22 you are a real adult (although you legally are at 18 so you still have to be careful). The most fun times of my life have been in college (a large portion of that i thank my fraternity for, and to a lesser extent athletics) and its sad that it will be over soon. You can have plenty of fun in college and do well if you are good at time management. Now that i think about it, drinking and partying on weekends is the only way i maintain my sanity.
With that said its a shame to see all that good beer go to waste. When i was in europe for 3.5 months my beer palate became far more refined than i ever could have imagined which allows me to fully understand what a waste of beer that is. It could have been worse though- that could have been Staroprammen or, if it were a real shame- Zyweic (a Polish beer that is by far my favorite beer, although its unavailable over here as far as i know)

 

depends how ugly the chicks are.

 

Trust me, as shallow as I am, I'm EXTREMELY careful as to my attendance at a party with ugly chicks.

 

If you drank you wouldnt care so much. However, if you did drink you would classify as a novice drinker, making you prone to lack of self control/judgement. In such cases a girl may look much better than she otherwise would. With years of experience this wont happen so much any more.

 

if she's gone before you're sober and there's no photographic evidence or witnesses... she's as hot as you want to think she was.

 

Look at it this way, in the morning you will be sober, she will still be ugly.



T'was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never stopped to thank her.

 

One of Churchill's best lines! I don't know the second, but I'll remember it.

--Dan

 

W C Fields