LOOK what I got in the mail today! The "Holy" Rug. Bow-Down

This has got to be the wierdest thing I've gotten in the mail in a good while. Why would a company got to great lengths in this horrible attempt to score some money and how the hell did they get my address? Who actually buys into this crap. And the funny thing is there is no disclaimer. It almost seems like a joke but I couldn't find any paragraph that actually has something to do with it's entertainment purpose.

This kind of reminds me of that the "Holy Church of the Order of the Red Breast" scambaiting scheme EXCEPT the OTHER way around. Is this a nigerian scam? Anyway, I thought ya'll might find it interesting.

Bow down to thy "Holy" Rug and expect Gods blessing.

(Whatever the hell that means.)


Peace be with you.
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"Ewing's computerized mailing operation, Saint Matthew's Churches, mails more than 1 million letters per month, many to poor, uneducated people, while Ewing lives in a mansion and drives luxury cars."

I guess im "poor and uneducated", Whatever "Jesus". =D

However, I am suprised by the below finding.
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