Congrats Graham - 512 Tea Are

http://70.85.40.84/~ferrari/forum/showpost.php?p=134719515&postcount=170

Her Majesty's Ghostwriter indeed

Has she been to Monaco recently

 

Harsh but fair

 

dont get it whats it all about ???????

 

they are ousting all these old 12 cyl drivers , watch out if they start on the overweight ones!!!!

 

see you at oulton park when i pass you in your scooby in my jap ferrari

 

lol 4 cyls are better than 12

 

no got a V6 now

 

Dear comrade (as a denounced "wild eyed bolshevist" I am surely qualified to use this form of address) 512Tea Are,

I would be highly delighted if you would accept this title as a token of my esteem for the tremendous delectableness you have given to me (and surely to many others) by rendering possible to read your not only linguistically impressive posts....

....or so, you do it better than I'm able to as a swiss cake eating aborigine from the alps

enjoy it.

 

Dear Comrade Trevi,

I am unable to make the link so am in a state of blissfull obfuscation. However, it may transpire to be an oblation. Should this be in recognition of my total omniscience then I shall of course be delighted to grasp the honour with a luculent alacrity. Thus to remain forever happy in the knowledge that my friends have transcendentalised the proselytismic chasm of nirvana and passed into the meliorismic state of felicitous altruism.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - President of Ochlocracy

 

I think that means "thank You very much"

 

Dear Mr MI-5 - on his good Queens Service

I managed to find a picture of a wee Knight like your goodself with one of his many ballerinas. Instead of the usual 12 Cylinders though Lady and gentlemen, it would appear our good man Tear Arse - Graham, has opted for the 1 horse power method
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nah he's sitting on fitzy

 

Good Evening Comrade Lee Proctor Omniscient Purveyor of Illusions,

Pray my fugaciously machiavellian obdurate are those perchance two dildo's to the left of the winged canine?

Is this the raison detre for this persifiage post? Pray tell me please what this 'Post' is about.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

after half an hour of acute studying using all available online dictionnary sources i gave up and came to the same conclusion

 

now i'm disappointed..."raison d'être"!

 

if you could elaborate more indepth about the link you exactly are unable to make, it would be my greatest pleasure to help you out of your blissfull state of obfuscation and may be convert it in a state of blissfull enlightenment.

 

That or "bugger off". I can't tell.

 

Dear Comrade Trevi Erudite Scholar and International Peripatetic Pedagogue of Metanoiac Meliorism,

It is the obfuscation of the 'Thread' itself. Indeed, it is the raison detre (My apologies I cannot accent this correctly blessed as I am with such minimal skills of 'The Box of Tricks') for all proceeding 'Posts.' It is a corrigendum which I now seek thus that I may become exoterically aware of the didactic inherent rather than my present state of unenlightened esotericism. Accordingly, I should be most grateful if you can provide the information and to which I now look forward to the receipt of in due course. I thank you in anticipation of your kindness.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - Conductor of the Mellifluous Twelve Piece Ferrari Orchestra

 

Proof indeed, that mastery of a language is to convey complex ideas in a few simple words, and not the opposite.....

 

Dear Comrade jimmy b,

Oh dear. Sorry if I've caused offence M8. For myself, language has always been something to have fun with and I doubt that too many Ferraristii Chatterboxii take me too seriously. Again, my sincere apologies.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - Pleonastic Promulgator

 

Dear comrade 512 Tea Are,

it's plain simple and by far not as complicated as your language is
i just enjoy reading your artistic and humourous posts, and as a non-british bastard from the alps, it sounds to me as i imagine the language spoken amongst the royals, so therefore the ghostwriter of the queen.

 

But Trevi, the Queen speaks with a cockney accent...what loik tony does...init

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4273155.stm

 

LOL!

 

you destroy my imagination, that's too much for a simple minded heart.

 

Dear Comrade Trevi M8,

As 400Spyder is responsible for this 'Thread' I have made an enquiry to him via a Personal Message and await his reply.

With kind regards,

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse