The next time you are hungry and the streets are slick, get a pizza delivered. Let the Domino's guy wrap his car around a pole!
...Fast forward 1 year. Panhandler/down and out EX pizza guy, on his way all the way across USA to be by his ailing grandma's bedside, happens upon the Sonora BLVD. offramp where Mr. Humanitarian PeterS refuses (on a daily basis) to contribute to the travel fund. Downtrodden and completely disillusioned ex pizza guy drinks himself to death on Stupedasso wine! Niiiiiice!
