OT: Fine Hand "Waxing" Job

It scares me Emil that you know this much. I'm very scared. Much Respect! haha

 

There is no need, the only people that sign up for this are already high on crack and crystal meth.

 

Should I do a little public records searching action?

For Silver subscribers: http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?p=134780141#post134780141

 

I have been detailing cars for a few years and i love it more than anyone can imagine. Money is not why i do it, its being able to put my passion and love into my customers' cars and make them look brand new. I am honored by the trust that they give me when they allow me to detail their "baby". And it kills me when i see someone like this who makes the auto detailing business look like a scam. Shame.

 

Only if it's drawn on a Nigerian bank. ;-)

 

Thanks for the love, it's good to see I'm on you guys mind. Geez... people, this really, really isn't rocket science, ....either you love, want it, and are able to afford it. Or you hate it, don't need it, and/or can't afford it. ...very simple

 

TRANSLATION: Either you get taken or you don't.

Here some advice, stop watching "pimp my ride" and MTV.

 

What's this "Epiphany" wax though? Do you make it?

 

Nothing comes up in Google. It must have extract of cow. He was a pair of fine Corinthian rubber boots and a gold plated shovel to obtain the rare ingredients.

 

NICE 1ST POST EINSTEIN...........

 

Maybe you should fill in your profile? Better yet, with what you charge for a wash perhaps you can subscribe also?

 

Yeah, that's right. We're all haters because we can't afford the Epiphany experience.

 

Fwerff

 

I think we should all hire him just to prove that we can afford it.... that'll teach him a lesson. Who's in?

 

So what do you figure the ad cost him? I mean really, what a huge waste of time and money....other than curious "tire kickers" emailing or calling; who in their right mind will take him up on this "service"?

 

So I'm wasting my time filtering out the gold flakes in a bottle of GoldSchlager to add to my wax? It won't make my 308 sparkle? I'm bummed

 

Better yet drink enough of it and save the flakes and then cash them in and put toward a service for the car. Keep in mind you would have to drink so much of it you would be Sh*T faced everyday for years to come in order to have enough flakes for a service tech to even turn a screwdriver.

 

Are you kidding me??? Your running a scam here. Gold wont do anything to your cars finish, it would probably just make fine scratches in the clear coat. This has got to be the dumbest thing i have ever heard of in my entire life.

 

Just saw my name and said WTF you talkin bout John... so I went back and read the beginning. That ad has to be the funniest **** Ive in a while. Funny because of the absurdity in that he's being serious. On behalf all the Gregs of the world, just disappear dude!
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Lord, I wish this guy would post a nice rebuttal here, this is just too good to die after one post!

 

Fwerff

 

I've changed my mind. It actually sounds like a pretty cool service ... I'd like to learn more. Are you available for travel to NYC?

 

Sounds good! Do you accept competitor's coupons?

 

I think his nickname should be "Buffy" ???