"Stupid rookie got a bar of soap in his coffee! Got you good rookie BIOATICHHHH." and "If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis"
SuperTroopers and Billy Madison This is an easy one, but I still think the characters are some of the most memorable in film history... " Ok boys looks like this is it, Nuclear Combat, toe to toe with the Rooskies. " " He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. " Best quote ever... " Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. " RocketBoy
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this? Butch: It's a chopper, baby. Fabienne: Whose chopper is this? Butch: It's Zed's. Fabienne: Who's Zed? Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. DL
Easy One: "I'm funny how? I mean, I'm funny like a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to #$@%ing amuse you? How the #$@% am I funny? What the #%@$ is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny." Same Guy, Diff Movie: "You gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in your trunk, otherwise your talking about half hour or 45 minutes of diggin' and who knows who's gonna be coming along in that time. Before you know it, you gotta dig a few more holes, you can be there all #$@%ing night." This movie has an endless amount of great Quotes: "I beat the $#@% out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something. I don't know. Like I accomplished something." "You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many, #$@%ing years of therapy."