They call me Barney Rubble cause I make the Bedrock.
If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes on the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape
It worked for me. Me:Hello I am carbon Her:WHo Me: Carbon from F CHAT! Her: THAT carbon? Me: Yes, want to see my special tattoo? Her: Lets go to my place Rest is history...or zygotes...whatever they say
if you were a booger id pick you first you know what? your eyes are the same color as my porsche are you a parking ticket? cuz youve got fine written all over you im not really this tall. im sitting on my wallet baby did you fart? cuz you blow me away if i could rearrange the alphabet id put U and I together pick up a pack of sugar that actually says sugar in it and say baby you dropped your nametag what does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room when i saw you from across the room i passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so im gonna need your name and number and address for insurance reasons
How bout the old "Would you like to dance?" And if you get shot down, you respond: "You must have misunderstood; I said 'You look fat in those pants'".
how about: Does anyone have some insulin? You're so sweet you're giving me Diabetes. or Those are really ugly pants, would you mind taking them off? garrett's lines are pretty cute. I think the booger and fart ones are keepers.
Me "I bet I can guess your weight." Her "How" Me "By picking you up tonight" Her If she laughs.... Me "But I like the original line better." Her "What's that" Me "How much?"
