WWPD? What Would Peters Do?

A half hour ago, fresh out of Coors Light and Levi Garrett, and no burnt sienna crayon to finish my Hanoi Jane target drawing on the wall of the garage, I made a run to my local Wal-Mart (note that it's approx 2am central daylight savings time here.)

I parked waaay out like I usually do, and start walking towards the door, past a group of people surrounding a car in the parking lot. About a 99 Chevy Metro, major hail damage and paper dealers plates. What they were doing was none of my business, until I saw a lady whose face looked vaguely familiar. I soon recognized her as the usual Wal-Mart greeter, and as I passed, she asked, "Do you have a slim jim in your car?"

Like any good boy scout, I am always prepared. To break into cars.

They had coat hangers and screwdrivers and I-don't-know-what-all stuck in between the door and the roof. They were doing all kinds of damage. So I gave them the slim jim and told them to toss it in the bed of my pickup when they were thru with it. I went in, bought my beer and chew and crayon, and came out 15 minutes later, only to see a smaller group of people working on the car, obviously with no luck.

So I ask you, WWPD? I mean, it's their fault they shop at wal-mart, and it's their fault they locked their keys in the car, right? I mean, aren't wal-mart shoppers born with a silver slim-jim in their mouth? Jeezus, what's wrong with this country!






...with tounge planted firmly in cheek

 

24 hours.

No I hate parking next to cars that only carry liability insurance and don't give a f*ck about swinging the door of their buick regal into my new truck.

 

BWHAHAHAHA! I didn't bother to notice. Could have been.

 

Yeah... probably 50 cars in the parking lot. Probably 40 of them were employees.

And what I said was, "they don't care about..." People wealthy enough to own expensive cars and self-insure by only carrying liability insurance, are not going to open their car door and hit mine. They park far out too.

And Adam Corrolla (literally, a millionaire) is one of the greatest radio talents out there. The Man Show didn't do him justice. It's a shame his talents are wasted on that silly show about pre-teens with STD's.