WOODn't you know it?..............

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific road accident but
miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without
a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when a policeman arrived.

"My God!" the policeman gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion
that was jumped on by an elephant. Are you OK Miss?"

"Yes, Officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he
surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was
driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up
in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another
tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved
to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
there was ...."

"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree
on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back
and forth."

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DL