Post a random fact about yourself

im one of the few people who can throw a knuckle ball correctly and effectively.

 

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horney

RocketBoy

 

I am actually a talking sandwich.

 

i did NOT steal System Of A Down's last album...

 

-I actually know what Carbon is talking about

I am 5'10

I mainly listen to punk rock, but my favorite band is Coldplay

If I could, I would eat Chinese for the rest of my life

 

I wrestled a 600 lb. black bear once (but then again, who hasn't). It was at a Sports/RV show on a stage in front of about 3000 people in Grand Rapids and if you pinned him you got $10,000. How hard could it be? The whistle blew and the bastard threw me around like a rag doll across the stage and at one point had me on my stomach with all his weight on my back, essentially pinning ME. The owner was on the sidelines yelling "roll over!" Roll over or something bad is gonna happen"! I did not want to stick around for an interpretation of that statement so I was finally able to squirm onto my back as I stared at this stinky ass with horrible cabbage breath and yellow teeth (yes he had all of his teeth and nails) and then he got up and I got the hell out of there. I escaped with shredded Levi's and a bloody leg. My wife still tells me how dumb I was to do that.

 

We used to have a football coach that did the same thing for a dollar a minute. He didn't get paid but he got a nickname

 

How close to 40 are you now?

 

I'm at 45

 

heck, I'm sure I've topped that in the # of tickets I've received *knock on wood* but I've lost count. Do you ever get to the point of losing count of these broken bones?

oh and to add random fact: when I was a kid, my parents told me that I was riding in the back seat. I was around 4 or 5 years of age, maybe 6. apparently, I opened up the left door in the back and held onto the door handle of the 70-something Old's station wagon. my legs were dangling under the car, about to go under the wheel, because my dad who was driving was making a left hand turn.

when my parents stopped and asked me what I was thinking, I simply said, "I wanted to get out."

 

I've just been asked so many times because I used to always have a cast on. So my friends and I would always say, "Lucky number..". It started to not hurt breaking them and become more of a hassle going to the hospital. And it's always fun talking to Social Services asking me if mommy and daddy did this.

 

I'm one of the most miserable, unhappy S.O.Bs out there.

 

I moved to North Carolina two years ago. And I lived there for 30 days and then I moved back to Washington, less than a mile away from my old house.

 

I jump out of planes for fun.

 

You know you have had an exciting life when the number of take offs you have done in a plane out balance the number of times youve landed in one

 

i have a tattoo of a horse on my chest...

 

Another bit of true trivia: I rode in an elevator with Paula Jones.

 

NEVER sleep with one arm or leg hanging off the bed because the monsters with giant teeth under the bed will bite you.

 

I thought Primus opened for Rush on the Roll the Bones tour...

 

They did, at least in Calgary, for Presto in 1990.

 

I think you're right. I must have read about Primus opening for their last tour in an interview regarding their upcoming Roll the Bones tour.

 

Well, glad you got that all out of your system before I go flying with you!!
I am at about 18 bones and two dislocated shoulders, mostly from downhill ski racing.

Hey Rich, ya see what youve got to look forward to if you hang out with us too much!

 

Nice knowing you John

 

Crap, he might be right. There was a Mr. Big opening and a Primus opening. Which was which? I'm thinking Primus *was* Roll the Bones and Mr. Big was Presto... is that right?

Edit: adding random fact: I have a woman and I have a wife. The woman: my cat. The wife: my six string Tobias bass.

 

Hmmm...Another computer geek/bass player on the board? How can we possibly co-exist? Tobias = NICE stuff.