Post a random fact about yourself

I hate fireworks.

 

I had a bottle rocket shot at me last summer and it came about an inch from hitting my face. Thats why I hate fireworks

 

ill be honest, im just posting to kill sometime before i leave for the night...

 

Mines in the tibia fibia area between my knee and ankle.

 

i smoke cigarettes, [ parliament ultra lights ]

 

I have three tattoos.

 

i also have a tattoo, on my right shoulder.

 

What is your tatto?

 

ohhh geeeeeeeeeeeeez, ok, its 2 hearts with wings with my name and my wifes name. thats it, go ahead laugh, i know i know, so corny. if i get divorced i will cut it out myself with a rusty razor.

 

Nothing wrong with that!

 

I write with my left hand but I'm a right-handed golfer.

 

I love visible thongs in the street

 

I prefer them on women, myself.

 

I can't put on pants if I try the left leg first.

 

I just subscribed and added my avatar

 

I really wish I could afford a Ferrari.

 

My right arm is longer than my left one

 

these jeans definitely make my butt look big.

 

a picture is worth a 1000 words.

 

i served with the marine special forces unit, 1st force reconnaissance company on camp pendleton, california.

 

One time, on New Years Eve in London, a transvestite shot me with a water pistol.

Another time, through a series of coincidences, I had dinner with Robin Leach.
(he was a drunken obnoxious *********).

 

I can catch flies right out of the air with my bare hands. Not every time, but I usually can catch one within 10 tries.

 

Eating donuts makes me lose weight.

 

And you have a tattoo? Dude...next you will say you shave your legs or something.

Go get a pack of Camels or something!

 

I can open a beer bottle with my foreskin