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  1. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    #76 jordan747_400, Jul 14, 2005
    Indeed :)
     
  2. Auraraptor

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    #77 Auraraptor, Jul 14, 2005
    Yainch, you need to chill out a bit at life. All this rage isn't good for you.
     
  3. UroTrash

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    #78 UroTrash, Jul 14, 2005
    Anybody have a guess who Yainch is? Any IP matches?
     
  4. Auraraptor

    Auraraptor F1 World Champ
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    #79 Auraraptor, Jul 14, 2005
    Nope.
     
  5. Yainch

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    #80 Yainch, Jul 14, 2005
    Attention morons:
    Yield does not mean STOP.

    When you're merging from one highway to another, it is not a particularly good idea to come to a complete stop three feet before you merge. In doing so, you may make your car's you know what (behind) open to getting slammed by about ten cars. This may infuriate other automobile drivers on this particular roadway. Certain big bald guys may be tempted to exit their vehicle, approach your vehicle with fury and punch you in the face.

    In the future, if you are approaching an on-ramp where you have a yield sign, you should see where other vehicles are on the approaching highway, calculate their on-coming speed and then compensate accordingly. In Drivers Education classes, driving imbeciles were instructed that the worst thing you can do at a yield sign is to come to a complete stop. The only situation in which you should stop at a yield sign is in the event that you hit another automobile.

    The next time you plan on stopping at a yield sign, prepare to die engulfed in flames from your burning vehicle after the twenty-eight car pileup that you caused. If you survive, prepare to get punched in the face by a certain big, bald guy.
     
  6. Alex_V

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    #81 Alex_V, Jul 14, 2005
    put it in your complaint thread
     
  7. Yainch

    Yainch Karting

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    #82 Yainch, Jul 14, 2005
    I work with this lady named Karan.

    So Karan comes in to work today, carrying her lunch, prety normal really except that it's in a casserole dish. Karan is a 40 something virgin that lives next door to her parents in a house they bought for her. I'm not making this up. So, word got out that Karan had a Dr.s appointment today for something, I don't care what...it just came up once I heard the other part of the story. Anyhow, the Dr. apparently asked her to bring in a stool sample. Not an everyday thing, but I understand that sometimes you have to do that. Well come to find out she brought her stool sample all right, to work with her....that's right.....wait for it.......IN A CASSEROLE DISH!!!!

    AND SHE BROUGHT IT INSIDE!! WTF is that about? Could you not leave your chunk-of-****-in-a-casserole-dish in your car??? OMG. Why do people do things like this.

    Be glad you're not me.
     
  8. Ike

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    #83 Ike, Jul 14, 2005
  9. tvrfreak

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    #84 tvrfreak, Jul 14, 2005
    Even if you are Gary Green, this had me on the floor!!!!

    You could always lay traps for her, and claim she forgot to remove her sample. But it would be a sh1tty thing to do.
     
  10. Poweredbyme91

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    #85 Poweredbyme91, Jul 14, 2005
    LOL. Keepin' the moderators busy.
     
  11. glennm19

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    #86 glennm19, Jul 15, 2005
    What kind of crap is she pulling?

    sorry..i couldn't resist
     
  12. El Wayne

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    #87 El Wayne, Jul 15, 2005
    Thread merged.

    Yainch, keep this stuff in here.
     
  13. Alex_V

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    #88 Alex_V, Jul 15, 2005
    Thanks ;)
     
  14. darth550

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    #89 darth550, Jul 15, 2005
    Today at the bank, there was a new teller named Ashkan....

    His service belonged in one and I told him.
     
  15. matteo

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    #90 matteo, Jul 15, 2005
    Is HIS last name Roeder?
     
  16. bernardo66

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    #91 bernardo66, Jul 15, 2005
    Ohhhh I am!!!!!
     
  17. matteo

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    #92 matteo, Jul 15, 2005
    ditto
     
  18. CaptainFerrari

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    #93 CaptainFerrari, Jul 15, 2005
    good stuff
     
  19. Spamking

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    #94 Spamking, Jul 16, 2005

    So how'd the corn taste?
     
  20. Spamking

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    #95 Spamking, Jul 16, 2005
    Oh and you sure complain a lot.
     
  21. matteo

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    #96 matteo, Jul 16, 2005
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  22. UroTrash

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    #97 UroTrash, Jul 16, 2005
    I like the casserole story.


    Reminds me of General surgery internship. We would give out 3 of those little cards and 3 popscicle sticks for people to smear a tiny bit of stool on, gave them a self addressed envelope (Univ Texas Med Branch), they would mail them in, we'd read them put results in the chart.

    One day got a big fat envelope from this patient that had laid an entire turd in each one, smushed it a little and wrapped each one up in tin foil like an ice cream sandwich, then stuck it in the US mail.

    True story.
     
  23. Spamking

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    #98 Spamking, Jul 17, 2005

    Oh yeah, I live for this stuff. Bring it on <cough> "big boy" . . . since, you know size matters.
     
  24. CAS

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    #99 CAS, Jul 17, 2005
    Niiiiiiiice!!!! LOL

    I think this Yanich character is pretty damn funny.
     
  25. Dcup

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    #100 Dcup, Jul 17, 2005
    i did a life ins exam on this guy once, i gave 2 tubes and told him i needed a specimen, the stupid a hole came back and somehow dumped in them. till this day i dont know how or what he used to get the deuce in the tubes.
     
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