Everybody that reads this post will be dead in 100 years. Probably sooner.
Hey wait a minute. THERE WAS NO WARNING THAT THIS WAS A LIFE THREATINING THREAD. HOW DARE YOU!!! I may have to report this to the proper authorities. Now if I could just figure out who that might be. DM
that puts me at 134 years old, good to know I don't have to give up fast food, fast cars, and fast women, cigars and drinks...
OK, suppose the hundred year theory is wrong and life goes on. You still have to take into account the fact that eventually, some day, the sun will burn out then you are faced with the ice ball theory. You may still be alive but you'll sure as hell need alot of Carharts. Forget the bling and Nikes, people will trying to kill you to get your Carhart.
Actually, when the sun 'burns out' it'll expand to engulf the entire planet. I'd be happy to deal with just a little ice! C.
STOP THE INSANITY!! What next, a thread that causes people to purchase a Ferrari, just by reading it? Or one that causes blindness?? Oh wait, for some, the bikini thread may eventually cause blindness..... Or, worse yet, a thread that makes sense??? We have to protect our phony baloney jobs here... HARUMPH!! DM
Ok this is a big steaming load of crap. There has got to be something a guy can do. Like maybe a healthier lifestyle, walking a mile a day, drinking many glasses of red wine every day. What's the secret?