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Does "cough" size matter ?

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  1. Formula 1

    Formula 1 Formula 3

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    Oh boy this should stir the pot a bit....hmmmm :D
     
  2. PMDDMD

    PMDDMD Formula Junior

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    Well, if your coughing on it then I guess it does...
     
  3. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I dunno about coughing, but I can sneeze really loud, and usually in threes.
     
  4. DGS

    DGS Six Time F1 World Champ
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    So where are the frat boys that can belch the alphabet? ;)

    According to SUV builders, size matters. Makes you wonder about people buying them, eh? :p
     
  5. MarineVette

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    Normally for me, the larger the cough, I sooner I need to go to the doctor to get it check out.
     
  6. Formula 1

    Formula 1 Formula 3

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    LOL ! I think your the only one who caught what I was referring to :D

    *hint.....when the doctor tells you to turn your head and cough*
     
  7. T.O. Dino

    T.O. Dino Formula Junior

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    Hey Dave, I do the same thing.....usually in three's
     
  8. dm_n_stuff

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    Must be a Dino thing!!
     
  9. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ
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    ALPHA BETA GAMMA DELTA EPSILON ZETA ETA THETA ..........

    OR

    A B C D E..............

    The Greek alphabet requires a much higher skill set!!

    DM
     
  10. el Carnicero

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    Depends on whether you turn your head to the left or to the right. Traditionally it's always been left.
     
  11. WarrenF355

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    I'm a big guy, with big shoes, and a I'm rather well-endowed. I like big SUV's, fast and flashy cars(FERRARIS) and it bothers me that people will take it to the grave that the only reason anyone wants one of these is to compensate. Surely, all you FCar owners have heard that once or twice? It's sickening how seriously people can believe something like that.
     
  12. TestShoot

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    wow, I'll wait to answer this thread fully until it has a few more responses...
     
  13. darth550

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    "Cough"....Only if you have to ask! :)
     
  14. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    We do that to check for hernias. Thats the ONLY reason. I tell them not to cough BTW. If someone thinks we are checking anything else with that maneuver, well, they are simply ignorant of physical diagnosis. So unless there is total ignorance of the subject I will assume this thread is indeed only about inguinal hernias.

    Yes, size does matter in this context.

    Small hernias can be repaired with interrupted nylon, where larger ones generally require mesh. either can be done laproscopically or in the traditional manner. Either way usually done as an outpatient.


    There, does that explain it?


    I think I've seen it all now that we have a hernia thread
     
  15. Dan Ciezniewzky

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    I have a big a$$ truck (Ram 2500 HD) and a tiny a$$ flashy sports car (NSX). My penis must be REALLY TINY!!! lmao
     
  16. PMDDMD

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    It's not that my penis is small, all those women were just very loose! It's all a matter of perspective my friends!;)
     
  17. Sniper

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    ahahahhahaaa


    I would not be able to comment on this thread as I am still a vir.........
     
  18. dm_n_stuff

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    Since guys mostly get them why aren't they called "hisnias"?

    And you and the wife both need the repairs, that would be "his and hernias"

    Just curious.

    Always wondered about that.

    DM
     
  19. UroTrash

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    then we will need to strt doing hersterectomies.
     
  20. dm_n_stuff

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    Exactly.

    And it should be called womenstruation.

    Only mensa is named correctly.

    :D

    [edit] JK honey, if you happen to see this. It was just a JOKE, a JOKE, seriously.[edit]
     
  21. UroTrash

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    Dunno. You know Ash is a member so the whole thing is suspect.
     
  22. wax

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    hymen = "hi, men"

    Coincidence?

    I think not.
     
  23. racerx3317

    racerx3317 F1 Veteran

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    Even a 747 seems small if you land in the grand canyon...........;). This should be a question for the ladies. Any of you girls out there wanna take a stab at this one???? I have my own views but who cares about those.
     
  24. dm_n_stuff

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    The only mesa "member" I know has the certificate hanging on his office wall. It's a running joke where he works.

    "Let's go visit the GEENUS (rhymes with penis). He'll have a good idea"

    Oh, and he has a mullet, drives a Trans Am (with chicken) and wears a full length leather coat. (Not making any of that up.) Was recently promoted to VP of marketing for the company. Can you guess which way sales are headed?

    DM
     
  25. PMDDMD

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    "Yeah, last night I gave my girlfiend nine inches...I banged her three times!" -Dice
     

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