Attention morons: Yield does not mean STOP. When you're merging from one highway to another, it is not a particularly good idea to come to a complete stop three feet before you merge. In doing so, you may make your car's you know what (behind) open to getting slammed by about ten cars. This may infuriate other automobile drivers on this particular roadway. Certain big bald guys may be tempted to exit their vehicle, approach your vehicle with fury and punch you in the face. In the future, if you are approaching an on-ramp where you have a yield sign, you should see where other vehicles are on the approaching highway, calculate their on-coming speed and then compensate accordingly. In Drivers Education classes, driving imbeciles were instructed that the worst thing you can do at a yield sign is to come to a complete stop. The only situation in which you should stop at a yield sign is in the event that you hit another automobile. The next time you plan on stopping at a yield sign, prepare to die engulfed in flames from your burning vehicle after the twenty-eight car pileup that you caused. If you survive, prepare to get punched in the face by a certain big, bald guy.
I work with this lady named Karan. So Karan comes in to work today, carrying her lunch, prety normal really except that it's in a casserole dish. Karan is a 40 something virgin that lives next door to her parents in a house they bought for her. I'm not making this up. So, word got out that Karan had a Dr.s appointment today for something, I don't care what...it just came up once I heard the other part of the story. Anyhow, the Dr. apparently asked her to bring in a stool sample. Not an everyday thing, but I understand that sometimes you have to do that. Well come to find out she brought her stool sample all right, to work with her....that's right.....wait for it.......IN A CASSEROLE DISH!!!! AND SHE BROUGHT IT INSIDE!! WTF is that about? Could you not leave your chunk-of-****-in-a-casserole-dish in your car??? OMG. Why do people do things like this. Be glad you're not me.
Even if you are Gary Green, this had me on the floor!!!! You could always lay traps for her, and claim she forgot to remove her sample. But it would be a sh1tty thing to do.
Today at the bank, there was a new teller named Ashkan.... His service belonged in one and I told him.
I like the casserole story. Reminds me of General surgery internship. We would give out 3 of those little cards and 3 popscicle sticks for people to smear a tiny bit of stool on, gave them a self addressed envelope (Univ Texas Med Branch), they would mail them in, we'd read them put results in the chart. One day got a big fat envelope from this patient that had laid an entire turd in each one, smushed it a little and wrapped each one up in tin foil like an ice cream sandwich, then stuck it in the US mail. True story.
i did a life ins exam on this guy once, i gave 2 tubes and told him i needed a specimen, the stupid a hole came back and somehow dumped in them. till this day i dont know how or what he used to get the deuce in the tubes.