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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by RP, Jul 17, 2005.

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  1. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
    Owner

    Apr 3, 2001
    11,238
    Austin, TX
    Full Name:
    Randy
    #26 Schatten, Jul 18, 2005
    ...she really likes the Pontiac Aztek. (true story from years ago)

    ...when getting a fresh set of tires is better and more exciting than having sex with her. (another true story from years ago)

    ...she says, "A Ferrari? Who makes that?" *ba-dum-ch*
     
  2. jimangle

    jimangle F1 Rookie

    Nov 5, 2003
    2,506
    Haverford
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    James
    #27 jimangle, Jul 18, 2005
    when she takes you and 8 other guys on the Maury Povich show to find out who the baby daddy is.
     
  3. patpong

    patpong Formula 3

    Jul 6, 2004
    2,274
    Bangkok, Thailand
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    Patpong Thanavisuth
    #28 patpong, Jul 18, 2005
    ....or ......one kept saying "no" for everything.
     
  4. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

    Feb 14, 2004
    14,385
    adelaide, australia
    Full Name:
    Humble Narrator
    #29 ashsimmonds, Jul 18, 2005
    ...she's still hanging around in the morning :D
     
  5. beast

    beast F1 World Champ

    May 31, 2003
    11,479
    Lewisville, TX
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    Rob Guess
    #30 beast, Jul 18, 2005
    You got that one right. :D
     
  6. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    #31 134282, Jul 18, 2005
    That's not really necessary, is it...? Maybe i'm a bit of a softie, but what if someone posted a picture of your mother or your daughter or wife or sister and put them down...?
     
  7. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    61,203
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    #32 darth550, Jul 18, 2005
    Come on Captain Save-a-Ho, If she can even make YOU go soft, why bother defending her?

    ;)
     
  8. vref

    vref Karting

    Dec 18, 2003
    214
    1 Hr North of Housto
    Full Name:
    Jim
    #33 vref, Jul 18, 2005
    You get a phone picture with her driving the Ferrari with her new boyfriend in the right seat.
     
  9. robiferretti

    robiferretti F1 Rookie

    Oct 31, 2003
    3,299
    NYC area
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    rob ferretti
    #34 robiferretti, Jul 18, 2005
    if you haven't slept with your woman in 3 months you are defnately with the wrong one...
     
  10. Nicke

    Nicke Formula Junior

    Jan 8, 2005
    528
    Hellsinki
    Full Name:
    Nicke Forsell
    #35 Nicke, Jul 18, 2005
    ...or you get a phone picture with her sitting in the right seat and her new boyfriend driving your ferrari !
     
  11. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Aug 6, 2003
    26,194
    Las Vegas, NV
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    Ryan Alexander
    #36 ryalex, Jul 18, 2005
    A friend just told me this about the girl he took out on a date Saturday:

    She's 21, graduating in nutritional science, and says she wants a Bentley Continental GT by 26.












    PRINCESS ALERT!
     
  12. Ade

    Ade Formula 3

    Jan 31, 2004
    2,102
    UK
    #37 Ade, Jul 18, 2005
    ... or you get a phone picture with her riding her new boyfriend while sitting in your Ferrari
     
  13. JTR

    JTR Formula 3
    Owner

    Apr 26, 2005
    1,502
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    John
    #38 JTR, Jul 18, 2005
    If she's over twenty-five, and her bra size isn't greater than her IQ.
     
  14. GoFerrari28

    GoFerrari28 Formula 3

    Jun 16, 2004
    2,313
    Ridgemont, CA
    Full Name:
    Jeff Spicoli
    #39 GoFerrari28, Jul 18, 2005

    He was on deployment.
     
  15. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Aug 6, 2003
    26,194
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    Ryan Alexander
    #40 ryalex, Jul 18, 2005
    Yikes. So a little stopover at the county courthouse on the way home?
     
  16. CornellCars

    CornellCars Formula 3

    Mar 24, 2005
    1,102
    South Florida
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    Jason
    #41 CornellCars, Jul 18, 2005
    You are with the wrong woman when you have to look longingly at the stump of an arm you chewed off to get out from under her.
     
  17. GoFerrari28

    GoFerrari28 Formula 3

    Jun 16, 2004
    2,313
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    Jeff Spicoli
    #42 GoFerrari28, Jul 18, 2005

    Reminds me of the story about Bon Scott which was the basis behind the AC DC song "Whole lotta Rosie"
     
  18. Pizzaman Chris

    Pizzaman Chris F1 Rookie

    Mar 13, 2005
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    #43 Pizzaman Chris, Jul 18, 2005
    When you go for one of those nice back road drives and all she can say is "Are we there yet?"
     
  19. beast

    beast F1 World Champ

    May 31, 2003
    11,479
    Lewisville, TX
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    Rob Guess
    #44 beast, Jul 18, 2005
    When she has that time of the month 28 out of 30 days :D
     
  20. Miura Jota

    Miura Jota F1 Rookie

    May 26, 2004
    3,632
    Toluca , Mexico
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    Martin
    #45 Miura Jota, Jul 18, 2005
    ... when she can't tell the difference between Ferraris and the others
     
  21. Vlad328

    Vlad328 Formula Junior

    Mar 16, 2004
    279
    New Orleans, LA
    Full Name:
    Vladimir Zuzukin
    #46 Vlad328, Jul 18, 2005
    When the time you have spent with her has prepared you well for the costs and maintenance of a Ferrari.
     
  22. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

    Feb 28, 2004
    5,538
    NJ
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    Patrick
    #47 coolestkidever, Jul 18, 2005
    sucks for february
     
  23. sicqnus

    sicqnus Formula Junior

    Jul 11, 2005
    637
    Paris - France
    Full Name:
    Cyril Chartier
    #48 sicqnus, Jul 18, 2005
    When...

    She asked you to marry her as fast as possible.
    (Don't do that stupid thing ever...)

    If she loves you she will stay.
    If she didn't really loves you, she will leave... for free.
    Good bye dear, have a nice trip !

    Her lawyer won't get your car.
    With all the money you saved you should now buy a new F-car.

    Life is beautiful !
     
  24. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ
    Rossa Subscribed

    May 27, 2003
    73,502
    MidTN
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    DGS
    #49 DGS, Jul 19, 2005
    If she's over twenty-five, and her bra size is larger than her IQ.

    ("Honneyy, I think I may have slightly backed into your Farrari." (giggle) --
    "And so, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this was justifiable homicide ... think of it as evolution in action.") ;)

    Except, of course, in Texas, where they still love their cows. :p
     
  25. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

    Feb 14, 2004
    14,385
    adelaide, australia
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    Humble Narrator
    #50 ashsimmonds, Jul 19, 2005
    isn't that a true story? i remember reading a thread here a year or so ago where some chick back her boyfriend's NSX into his Ferrari or something... :eek:
     
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