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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by RP, Jul 17, 2005.

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  1. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ Owner

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    ...she really likes the Pontiac Aztek. (true story from years ago)

    ...when getting a fresh set of tires is better and more exciting than having sex with her. (another true story from years ago)

    ...she says, "A Ferrari? Who makes that?" *ba-dum-ch*
     
    Schatten, Jul 18, 2005
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  2. jimangle

    jimangle F1 Rookie

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    when she takes you and 8 other guys on the Maury Povich show to find out who the baby daddy is.
     
    jimangle, Jul 18, 2005
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  3. patpong

    patpong Formula 3

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    ....or ......one kept saying "no" for everything.
     
    patpong, Jul 18, 2005
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  4. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    ...she's still hanging around in the morning :D
     
    ashsimmonds, Jul 18, 2005
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  5. beast

    beast F1 World Champ

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    You got that one right. :D
     
    beast, Jul 18, 2005
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  6. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    That's not really necessary, is it...? Maybe i'm a bit of a softie, but what if someone posted a picture of your mother or your daughter or wife or sister and put them down...?
     
    134282, Jul 18, 2005
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  7. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Come on Captain Save-a-Ho, If she can even make YOU go soft, why bother defending her?

    ;)
     
    darth550, Jul 18, 2005
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  8. vref

    vref Karting

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    You get a phone picture with her driving the Ferrari with her new boyfriend in the right seat.
     
    vref, Jul 18, 2005
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  9. robiferretti

    robiferretti F1 Rookie

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    if you haven't slept with your woman in 3 months you are defnately with the wrong one...
     
    robiferretti, Jul 18, 2005
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  10. Nicke

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    ...or you get a phone picture with her sitting in the right seat and her new boyfriend driving your ferrari !
     
    Nicke, Jul 18, 2005
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  11. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    A friend just told me this about the girl he took out on a date Saturday:

    She's 21, graduating in nutritional science, and says she wants a Bentley Continental GT by 26.












    PRINCESS ALERT!
     
    ryalex, Jul 18, 2005
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  12. Ade

    Ade Formula 3

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    ... or you get a phone picture with her riding her new boyfriend while sitting in your Ferrari
     
    Ade, Jul 18, 2005
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  13. JTR

    JTR Formula 3 Owner

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    If she's over twenty-five, and her bra size isn't greater than her IQ.
     
    JTR, Jul 18, 2005
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  14. GoFerrari28

    GoFerrari28 Formula 3

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    He was on deployment.
     
    GoFerrari28, Jul 18, 2005
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  15. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Yikes. So a little stopover at the county courthouse on the way home?
     
    ryalex, Jul 18, 2005
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  16. CornellCars

    CornellCars Formula 3

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    You are with the wrong woman when you have to look longingly at the stump of an arm you chewed off to get out from under her.
     
    CornellCars, Jul 18, 2005
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  17. GoFerrari28

    GoFerrari28 Formula 3

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    Reminds me of the story about Bon Scott which was the basis behind the AC DC song "Whole lotta Rosie"
     
    GoFerrari28, Jul 18, 2005
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  18. Pizzaman Chris

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    When you go for one of those nice back road drives and all she can say is "Are we there yet?"
     
    Pizzaman Chris, Jul 18, 2005
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  19. beast

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    When she has that time of the month 28 out of 30 days :D
     
    beast, Jul 18, 2005
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  20. Miura Jota

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    ... when she can't tell the difference between Ferraris and the others
     
    Miura Jota, Jul 18, 2005
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  21. Vlad328

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    When the time you have spent with her has prepared you well for the costs and maintenance of a Ferrari.
     
    Vlad328, Jul 18, 2005
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  22. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

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    sucks for february
     
    coolestkidever, Jul 18, 2005
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  23. sicqnus

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    When...

    She asked you to marry her as fast as possible.
    (Don't do that stupid thing ever...)

    If she loves you she will stay.
    If she didn't really loves you, she will leave... for free.
    Good bye dear, have a nice trip !

    Her lawyer won't get your car.
    With all the money you saved you should now buy a new F-car.

    Life is beautiful !
     
    sicqnus, Jul 18, 2005
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  24. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed

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    If she's over twenty-five, and her bra size is larger than her IQ.

    ("Honneyy, I think I may have slightly backed into your Farrari." (giggle) --
    "And so, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this was justifiable homicide ... think of it as evolution in action.") ;)

    Except, of course, in Texas, where they still love their cows. :p
     
    DGS, Jul 19, 2005
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  25. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    isn't that a true story? i remember reading a thread here a year or so ago where some chick back her boyfriend's NSX into his Ferrari or something... :eek:
     
    ashsimmonds, Jul 19, 2005
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