You Are With The Wrong Woman When...... | Page 3 | FerrariChat

You Are With The Wrong Woman When......

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by RP, Jul 17, 2005.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

Page 3 of 3
  1. vanimal

    vanimal Formula Junior

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2003
    Messages:
    380
    Location:
    UK
    Full Name:
    Vaughan
    She own the ferrari's and wont let you drive
     
    vanimal, Jul 19, 2005
    #51
  2. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ Rossa Subscribed

    Joined:
    May 27, 2003
    Messages:
    73,509
    Location:
    MidTN
    Full Name:
    DGS
    Just to let you youngsters know what you have to look forward to ...

    You know you're in the wrong strip club ...

    ... when the stripper giving you a lap dance is trying to talk you into going out on a date with her mother.

    Adds a whole new twist to "Who's your daddy?". :p
     
    DGS, Jul 19, 2005
    #52
  3. Ashman

    Ashman Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2002
    Messages:
    33,486
    Location:
    MA
    Full Name:
    John
    Or the "P" in PMS stands for "Permanent"!

    John
     
    Ashman, Jul 19, 2005
    #53
  4. tuttebenne

    tuttebenne F1 Rookie

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2003
    Messages:
    3,218
    Location:
    Bay Shore, NY
    Full Name:
    Andy
    Yes. You must be a softie. :)
     
    tuttebenne, Jul 19, 2005
    #54
  5. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ Silver Subscribed

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2004
    Messages:
    73,116
    Location:
    Cloud-9
    Full Name:
    Jason
    This honestly happened, but I wasn't a witness because his fiance or ex-fiance no one knows what they are now, is such a ***** she didn't invite all of his friends. But she announced in front of everyone, parents included

    "cheers to the last blowjob i will ever have to give." Absolutely appauling.
     
    TexasF355F1, Jul 19, 2005
    #55
  6. jselevan

    jselevan Formula 3

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2003
    Messages:
    1,879
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
    jselevan, Jul 19, 2005
    #56
  7. GoFerrari28

    GoFerrari28 Formula 3

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2004
    Messages:
    2,313
    Location:
    Ridgemont, CA
    Full Name:
    Jeff Spicoli
    ROFLMMFAO
     
    GoFerrari28, Jul 19, 2005
    #57
  8. beast

    beast F1 World Champ

    Joined:
    May 31, 2003
    Messages:
    11,479
    Location:
    Lewisville, TX
    Full Name:
    Rob Guess
    Too ****ing funny :D
     
    beast, Jul 19, 2005
    #58
  9. RP

    RP F1 World Champ

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2005
    Messages:
    17,667
    Location:
    Bocahuahua, Florxico
    Full Name:
    Tone Def
    You are with the wrong woman when:

    She gets tired and sits on the front fender of the Ferrari.

    or


    She gets out and puts her purse on the roof of the car so she can "unwedgy" her jeans.
     
    RP, Jul 20, 2005
    #59
Page 3 of 3

Share This Page