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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by RP, Jul 17, 2005.

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  1. vanimal

    vanimal Formula Junior

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    #51 vanimal, Jul 19, 2005
    She own the ferrari's and wont let you drive
     
  2. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    #52 DGS, Jul 19, 2005
    Just to let you youngsters know what you have to look forward to ...

    You know you're in the wrong strip club ...

    ... when the stripper giving you a lap dance is trying to talk you into going out on a date with her mother.

    Adds a whole new twist to "Who's your daddy?". :p
     
  3. Ashman

    Ashman Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #53 Ashman, Jul 19, 2005
    Or the "P" in PMS stands for "Permanent"!

    John
     
  4. tuttebenne

    tuttebenne F1 Rookie

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    #54 tuttebenne, Jul 19, 2005
    Yes. You must be a softie. :)
     
  5. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    #55 TexasF355F1, Jul 19, 2005
    This honestly happened, but I wasn't a witness because his fiance or ex-fiance no one knows what they are now, is such a ***** she didn't invite all of his friends. But she announced in front of everyone, parents included

    "cheers to the last blowjob i will ever have to give." Absolutely appauling.
     
  6. jselevan

    jselevan Formula 3

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    #56 jselevan, Jul 19, 2005
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  7. GoFerrari28

    GoFerrari28 Formula 3

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    #57 GoFerrari28, Jul 19, 2005
    ROFLMMFAO
     
  8. beast

    beast F1 World Champ

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    #58 beast, Jul 19, 2005
    Too ****ing funny :D
     
  9. RP

    RP F1 World Champ

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    #59 RP, Jul 20, 2005
    You are with the wrong woman when:

    She gets tired and sits on the front fender of the Ferrari.

    or


    She gets out and puts her purse on the roof of the car so she can "unwedgy" her jeans.
     
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