Toying with a scammer

Well, Andrew may not be a COMPLETE idiot after all.

HERE IS HIS REPLY WHEN I REQUESTED HIS PHONE #:


Ok sir please e-mail me your phone number to call you.


Thank you.




THIS WAS MY REPLY TO THAT:


Andrew,

You have helped so much so far, I can't ask you to pay for the call too. If you send me your number I'll call you that wy you don't have to pay for the call.

thanks,
Puhlina




Now just waiting to hear back from him and the London Police. I also contacted eBay and informed them that I might just know the whereabouts of the person who "hacked" one of thier accounts. They already answered me when I contacted them to tell them about the fraudulent 2nd chance.

If any thing this guy has told me so far is even close to true he may be getting some visitor's before too long. Anyone in London care to ring the restaraunt and see if there is an Andrew Loren who works there?

If he does give me his number I will post it after I make sure it's not really some unsuspecting bystander's number.

 

Well, Well, Well

It seems that "Andrew" is getting tired of me "jok" with him. Now he's back to the story of working for the police department so he can't give me his number.

HERE'S HIS LATESET E-MAIL:

Sir .Look i tell you that i`m work for the police station in London and i can`t give you my phone number , first you want a pictures i make this pictures and like i tell you the watch is at the UPS office i thing that you jok with me ??Like i tell you i`m a serios men and a serios seller please trust me make the payment and i give you all the info from UPS

ALLSO WAY YOU DON`T E-MAIL ME YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS ???

I wait your e-mail soon.

Thank you.

 

MY REPLY TO HIM:


Andrew,

Don't you take that tone of voice with me young man! Back when I was a teacher I dealt with angry young men like you. I might just have to dust off my old paddle if you keep yelling at me. Didn't your parents teach you to respect your elders young man??

I was trying to be nice when I offered to call you so it wouldn't cost you any money. Then you send me this e-mail telling me you think I'm the one joking? You have hurt my feelings now.

I've sent you everything youv'e asked for and you still can't give me one little picture of the watch. I hope you don't do business like this with everybody.

I'm not so sure I want to buy the watch from you now. I'm going to go look on e-bay for another one. I might not e-mail you again. It's too bad, I had the $2600 sitting here ready to go if you would just send the picture of the watch. I can't believe you didn't even save one on your computer from when you listed it on eBay?

I'm going to look for another watch. IF you have calmed down and want to talk to me in a civil tone I might be willing to listen. Otherwise have a good day.

Puhlina

 

Just to make sure he comes back I'm going to give him a glimpse of the bait. I know the photoshop work sucks but he bought the "picute" of Puhlina.

I sent him this note and the attached pic:

Andrew,

I'm sorry if I was a little terse in my last e-mail but I don't take kindly to being called a liar. Just so you know I am serious I'm including a picture of the money. The sign is a little cooked but it's all there.

Puhlina
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And a BIG thank you for the inspiration and ideas which I blatently stole, uh I mean borrowed.

 

He's not done yet....

HIS LATEST REPLY:


Sir please understand me i` m very sorry sir but like i tell you police station in london . lately , in london things were really bad please sorry .
Let me know if you want to compleat this transaction and like i tell you i don`t have the time to go at the ups office to make the pictures .sir trust me i don`t scame you i want to be your friend .


Thank you.

 

How does it feel to see your little alter ego all grown up? That's pretty funny!

 

One last attempt to get "Andrew's" phone number. I almost get the impression that he is losing patience with poor ole Puhlina!! If he doesn't come through this time I'm going to let him have it with both barrels.

Oh, by the way the watch that started all this was re-listed by the REAL seller and I won the auction today. Maybe I'll drag it out long enough to get the watch and send him the picture that he can't send me!!

HERE'S THE LAST E-MAIL I SENT "ANDREW"...


Andrew,

I understand you have had a hard time lately. You know I really want this watch so I will send you the money as soon as you give me your phone number. I can't make you pay for an international call just to ease my feeble old mind. You just shouldn't have to pay for that! I won't argue with you any more about it.

Just send me your phone number, I'll call you and we'll complete this transaction. I need to get the watch headed to me as soon as possible, but you already know that. How fast do you think they will ship it to me? My grandson is going to be so excited when I give it to him. Please don't dissapoint him by holding this deal up any longer, OK?

Thank you my friend!!!

Puhlina

 

It seems that poor Andrew is tired of my toying with him. He sent his last e-mail today. I decided to finally come clean with him and tell him the whole truth.
I think we need to start an F-chat e-mail campaign to keep young Andrew busy and out of trouble. I'm going to start sending him 20 or 30 useless e-mails a day. He'll probably just close his e-mail address but it could be fun for a couple days. Anyone else who wants to help out, his e-mail address is [email protected]


HERE IS HIS LAST E-MAIL:

Sir this i my last e-mail
i don`t e-mail you my phone number , ,if you want to compleat the transaction send the money or don`t contact me again if you want to compleat the transaction i will arrange the shipping by UPS air and you will receive the item in your hands in 12/h.



Thank you

 

Here is my "confession" to Andrew. I think I actually took it pretty easy on him. Too bad he didn't have the balls to actually e-mail his phone #. That could have been fun!!


Andrew,

Where do I start? I have known from the beginning that you were trying to scam me. If you had half a brain you would have changed the password to the account you "hacked" in order to send me the false second chance e-mail. Since you didn't I was able to contact the real owner of that account and he changed his password. No wonder you couldn't send me a picture of the watch, you couldn't get back into the stolen account could you?? You didn't even keep track of the item number, that was a smart move!! What a putz.

It would also behoove you to at least try to keep track of what account the original item was listed in. In your e-mail you didn't even list the correct one. I knew right away that you were a phony.

You should be ashamed of yourself trying to take advantage of a lonely old man like me. I'm not really old and I'm not lonely either but you didn't know that until now did you? I imagine there are a few people who fall for your stupid and poorly thought out scams. I also imagine that you must work in huge volumes in order to make any amount of money doing this because almost everyone is smarter than you. The sad part is that if you put nearly as much effort into earing a legitimate income you could probably do OK. Well maybe not, your not smart enough are you?

How smart are you that you sent me your picture? I want to tell you that you have been very entertaining, not only to me but to the thousands of people who have been following this whole saga via the internet. Yes that's right I posted your picture and contact information on the internet.

I gave you so many chances to figure out that I wasn't for real but the thought of getting money for nothing is so tempting to you that you didn't see any of it. Did you really believe my name was Puhlina Wanker? My grandson is a real big Wanker now? I live on Pudd street in Wankerville? My e-bay user name is Ubwankeric? Did you try calling the phone number I gave you? I hope you had fun on the Gay sex hotline!! You must be a friggin genius!!

Do you even know what a wanker is? YOU ARE A WANKER!! You are a pathetic excuse for a human being and a total waste of flesh. I can't believe I have to share the oxygen of this planet with someone as stupid and low-life as you.

You almost had me with the part about working for the London Police department. Well not really, but I did contact them to tell them about thier model employee. I also contacted eBay and told them where to find the person who has been hacking into user accounts.

Of course I kind of doubt that you actually live in a Romanian restaraunt in London, but you seem to be just stupid enough to use an address that really is linked to you. After all you did send me your picture!! I hope you spend a while looking over your shoulder because I doubt that the police are going to come looking for you but you never know!!! They may just show up at your door tomorrow, or the next day or........

One last thing I wanted to tell your ignorant a**. You know the watch that you were supposedly trying to sell me? The REAL seller put the REAL watch back up for auction! Pretty much a dead giveaway when I'm bidding on the actual watch you are trying to "sell" me. Another genius move on your part! I'll include a pic of the watch since you couldn't do it you stupid WANKER!

Thanks for the entertainment Andrew!!

Your friend Puhlina Wanker!!!
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The last e-mail I posted here was, regretfully the last I recieved from my friend Andrew. I did however find about 50 or 60 goodie giveaway sites that were more than happy to take his e-mail address to send offers to. Still looking for more sites to sign him up to.

I will try to send him a note just to let him know that I somehow got the watch delivered to my house today. All without paying him a red cent. Hmmm

I should have drug it out a little longer but even I was getting tired of it. It was fun while it lasted though.

 

I was trying hard but I think he was finally starting to get suspicious (DUH) by the time I asked for his number. That would have been great though!

 

I decided to try one last slightly different approach with my old friend Andrew. I don't think he will reply after the last e-mail I sent but this guy really isn't too bright.

Here's the note I sent my friend today:

Andrew,

Maybe I'm all wrong about you. I just saw another identical watch on eBay for sale. I didn't think there were that many of these watches out there.

Now I have to wonder if you didn't really have one all along and I was wrong. If you really do have the watch I'd still like to buy it at the price we discussed because I think these watches will go up in value.

Well, since you didn't ship the watch to me I suppose you have it home now don't you? Did you re-list it on eBay? If it is the same one let me know and maybe we can still work out a deal. All I would need would be some kind of proof that you really do have the watch.

I don't know what to say if you really do have the watch. If you can prove it to me I will make a very public apology to you. I don't have a problem admitting when I make a mistake and it looks like I might have in this case! If you would like to, send me your phone # and I will call you and apologize personally.

Let me know what you think.

Bob (this is my real name since we both know Puhlina was a fake name!)