Despite the urban myths I do not believe there is a child running around named "Fe-mal-eh" or "Plah-sen-tah". ...But wouldn't it be tragic to name your first born son "Forrest" around 1990? Or, if you dabble in the urban trend of "made-up-names-that-end-in-A", naming your little girl Vi-ag-ra around 1995 (a few years before you-know-what)? Don't you think all 8 year old Willards were socially crushed after that rat movie not to mention how your average private-school Hannibal must be suffering as we speak?
I have two coworkers: Osama Elkady Charmaine Mao I can show you a printscreen from the corporate directory. And I thought about calling the latter and asking for extra copies of the "little red book"
I was talking to a MD a while back and he was telling me that he did his residency at a charity hospital. The rumor was that someone had a baby and didn't have a name for it so one of the residents named it S. Phyllis for Syphilis and other babies were named after other diseases.
The best I've ever worked with at a company was last year, and the girl's name was Paige Turner. There are a couple others from the same company but I forget. Sunny
years ago i werked in a bank and when bored would just cycle through records looking for funny names. the one that sticks in my head is Fanny Fanny... not just because it's hil-arious, but because there were THREE of them also, in this years Classic Adelaide there's a navigator named Guy Chick... imagine what a confoosing puberty that would have been... http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?p=135102480#post135102480
There was a Dr Charlie Chan and a Dr Muhammed Ali at my old job. At the New one there is a Steven Gay who ironically enough is gay, lol. There is also a Roger Moore. I had to chuckle at that one.
I played basketball with a guy named Harry Wang, his parents had immigrated and I'm sure had no idea of the slang reference but even so can you imagine...
How about people named Richard or D ick! Had a nieghbor who was Richard Head! He actually refered to himself as D ick! Not sure if he was a gluton for punishment or what. Also had a friend of mine who worked for American Airlines. Had a manager named Richard Rash....also went by d ick. What's wrong with these two guys! J
My sister worked in the ER at a hospital where the doctors on call were and this is true Dr Lancalot Dr Precious Dr Pretty Dr Lovely Dr Khavarkian The audible paging system was a Riot...
Played hockey with a kid named Billy Bebe. What made it really funny was that when the handed out the directory of all the kids old Billy lived on B St. Billy Bebe 1527 B St.
In disfunctional city of San Diego, we just had an election to replace the mayor who resigned 6 months into his second term. One of the candidates was one Richard Rider. Erich
I regularly drink with a guy called Dick Brown The catering manager at a local company has his nameplate on his door....D.Range My ex-wife went to school with Orson Cart
Some woman was paid $50,000 to name her child "Golden-Palace.com" This online casino is infamous for their publicity stunts (streakers)
There was a girl named Sunny in my school growing up, her dad was named August September. Damn hippies. I still have no idea how they made a nearly 100% Republican town their home. I always got the feeling though that the VW bus must have just up and broke down one day near the river (large brook) in our town and they decided to do what hippies naturally would do. And never left.
So that was the whole fiasco on ebay with Golden Nugget, if you have those two words in your auction they take the auction down. I did a transaction with a little guy from taiwan, and this is NO BS.... he is so obsessed with basketball that he changed his last name to, lee abdul-jabar