I am a man of wealth and taste

FarmerDave: Red Cross? (Biased perhaps, Red Cross Pres @ high school)
Personally, I find a lot of contributions to those organizations get wasted up easily and quickly. How about setting something up and helping out those in the community? (Another biased sentence, stu co president as well haha)

MarkPDX: I just got off the phone with you about that deal for the thing. I'll send you the stuff right as soon as I get the things for the items we spoke about. BTW, make sure you sign off in the spots where indicated by the things, otherwise I won't be able to do the stuff I said I'd do with the aforementioned things.

 

Damn, GentPDX! You lost a lot of weight during your survival training!

Do you have any causes we can contribute to that you will match?

 

Are the seat covers included?

 

Dirty fingernails? Get a headset and you can do deals whilst sitting in the manicurist's salon at WalMart.

 

Mark...

I think you'll find the folks at Ferrarichat.com very helpful in your business enterprises.

There's one fellow here who can probably find you all the investors you need to get all of your fine projects off the ground.

In fact, he is one of the MOST SUCCESSFUL guys on Fchat.

Now if I can just find his name and phone number......

hmmmm...................

I have is somewhere................................

HERE IT IS!!!!!!

THIS GUY IS DA MAN!!!

CAL HIM NOW, BEFORE ALL OF HIS MONEY IS INVESTED IN OTHER HIGHER YEILDING DEALS.

Gentry Wilson
713-777-9656

Mention my name.... we're tight..

DM

 

Obviously, you guys are poseurs. I have bought everything shown or advertised in the Robb Report for the last ten years: this means I have the best trained guard dogs in the world, 10 different luxury RV's fitted with gold plated faucets and marble floors, a couple of stretch Zimmers, also with gold plated faucets and marble floors, spectacular ranches in Montana, also with gold plated faucets and marble floors, and have an unending supply of Cuban cigars, overpriced motivational pictures disguised as art, and a selection of over the hill babes, heavily done with plastics, that i have met through incredibly pricey introduction services that promise utter discretion. Polo anyone?

 

This is hilarious

 

Coffee (almost) out my nose!

 

Slightly off topic, while staying on topic.

What incredible lyrics.....


Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

And I was ’round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
’cause I’m in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame

 

Where is Strickly Business? We need him to chime in with all of his expertise. Did the Strickly Bidness Barfing thread scare him off the board?

 

As you can clearly see, I am never far away from FChat (and my meth, coke and heroin dealers) with my fine, and somewhat expensive, web phone and I always carry plenty of cheeze for the strippers who hang out around here.

Bling bling mofos!!!



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Just you wait....

Jimmy will be along soon!

 

LMAO.

 

If you are really a man of wealth and taste, then correctly answer the following questions:

1) When attending a blick tie event, you would wear:

A-A Tux
B-A Tuxedo
C-A dinner jacket and tie

2) What periodicals on displayed on the coffee table in your living room?

3) Your house has the following:

A-Vinyl or parquet flooring
B-Original's or reproductions of drawings, prints of any Picaso painting, etc
C-Genuine Tiffany lamp or a reproduction
D-Potted Bonsai tree or a motorcycle in the livingroom
E- Potted citrus tree in corner of living room or a bowling ball

We all shall judge if you are a man of true wealth, class and taste or just another pathetic low-prole!

 

A fellow Paul Fussell reader?

 

i can't stop laughing at this.

 

Please, let's never, ever forget the Master's advice on personal hygeine:



http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135008539&postcount=69

 

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!

 

Oh ya!

 

ALAS! A fellow connoisseur of the finer things in life!
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My bidet shoots streams of caviar, b*tches.

 

re: Paul Fussell.

I have to say Peter, I was first introduced to this book sometime in the 7th grade. This isn't the kind of book you want to give to a seventh or eigth grader. It corrupted me quite heavily, in the same respect Machiavelli would have at that age. I later met a couple, who were professors of my brother. Paul had stayed at their home in Dallas for a few days - but that was so long ago, and I have forgotten the little stories about his stay. His other works: Uniforms - quite entertaining.

and btw, I grew up with a not-so-straight driveway, so I get extra points for that... er... did.

 

Here, let me send you my new 'crest' for my next venture via PM.

I didn't rip off the Peugeot logo and paste my name on it, I SWEAR!

 

haha..this is so freakin funny...

John

 

You should buy the Bluetooth kit for your Bimmer. I have it in my M5 and I don't know how I lived without it for so many years!