I am a man of wealth and taste

Mark,

You will never have class until you get this: http://www.english-titles.co.uk/elite.htm

Bob

 

I have it in my X5, I don't use it at all!

 

I have read both Paul Fussell and the BOBOs books. Reading this thread, though, I've had to conclude that I have no class.

No matter, I'll always have a plastic baby smoking a cigarette:
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Is something wrong with Frank? I mean, first he tells Doody that his first bike should be a chopper, and now, when we carry on about the most tasteless consumerism, Frank recommends buying a bluetooth phone. I mean, it's a joke, right Frank? Frank? Hello?

 

Did we scare off Strickly Business? My guess is that he ran off and is hiding in his highrise penthouse!
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And he won't use a test pipe on his car as it promotes lawlessness and wonton sex...Thank god the QP back seat isn't big enough.

 

Pete...Where did they put the wheels for that thing?

 

That's not a trailer... that's a manufactured home.

They leave the wheels on a trailer.

 

Nope, he caught a ride home.
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Some suggestions:

-Put some pics of Pornstar Blonde next to you talking on your cell phone in your BMW.
-Selll us a $1,500, official Michelin 2005 US F1-GP DVD boxset.
-Offer us a $75,000 3-days 2 nights Monaco F1 weekend (airfare excluded).
-Put more pics of Blondes and you on-board Disney's cruise ship (and claim the yacht is yours).
-P-shop that G-Vsp with your name on top.
-Tell people you've made billions in the last 3 years by just browsing on the 'net.
-Offer them shares of your marvelous 'internet browsing' company for , let's say $50,000 per share.

Do all these and you will beat Kim at his own game