Wife is mad at me...

Just tell her that you don't tell her how to clean the house, so......

 

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LOL, I'd have just burst out laughing and muttered "at what point did you imagine I cared about the other cars?"

 

Offer to pay for someone else to do the mobile detailing of the daily drivers, and then get HER on a program of brining the regular car to the local wash at least every other week. But for laughs you could say "Regular cars require a French Fry binder to keep the carpet fiber from coming out, and this car is high performance so it does not require that sort of thing. I'll tell you more later, but I have one more thing to do, I forgot to oil the rotors!"

BT

 

Sfumato,

That was priceless!

Art S.

 

if she looked like the sedan and the suv would she detail herself like she does?

this of course assuming she doesnt look like most american sedans + suvs, i mean wifes.

 

i would tell her where the cleaning supplies are and not to interupt you again while you are watching the game.....woman need to trained properly...set limits, be firm, reward them for good behavior, punish them for bad behavior....it worked for my doberman, and it work for my wife....i mean ex wife now....

 

It never ends, trust me on this one. After you clean her cars, the next question will be: How come you keep all of the cars clean, but you won't clean the house?

Guess how I know...

Dom

 

HA!

This thread makes me feel SO lucky. If my wife ever said that to me I would be right back at her:

"If you want those cars clean then wash them yourself," accompanied by plenty of effing and blinding. That's the polite English term for swearing, and my wife is English so she understands that being female is not a license to be completely spoiled and unreasonable.

 

And you're better off mate. Reminds me of a joke:

How many men does it take to open a beer?

It should be open when she brings it to you!

 

I'm lucky. My wife doen't like cars. Also, she can't back up. Once she was trying to parallel park. After going back and forth several times she finally gave up with two wheels up on the curb. There were several guys across the street watching. They started applauding. I was laughing too. Further proof is the scratches on the fenders of the Chevy fron her trying to back up. So if I never wash the daily drivers, she doesn't notice. Also she has trouble getting into the Ferrari. I never worry about her driving it.

Bob Wasam

 

Absolutely true. If one line of defense is breached, then the next one is exposed. Best to stop it at the first line.

 

Why did god invent yeast infections?
So women would know what it is like to live with irritating c**t.

no offense meant to yours.

 

Amen to that my friend. I believe it should start with the parents teaching their daughters how to behave and cater to their mans every desire. But instead of doing this parents try to convince them that they're "equal" and can do the same things men can, just like the whole equal pay thing, what a crock of ****. And by god they need to tell us if they're fat before we meet them.

 

The talk of the wives helping out reminds me of the time i went to one of my female friend's home and saw her in the driveway with a roll or paper towels and a bottle of Formula 409 "washing" her car.

 

Hey.... you could have been out "buffing" someone else! She ought to be happy you are within eyeshot getting it on with your TR!

BTW... drop by anytime, with or without the TR!

 

I can't believe the majority of whimps here! Are their only a few people here that can handle confrontation.

If they want their car washed.........they need to handle it. If they don't want to hand wash it........learn how to drive to the car wash instead of the mall or the plastic surgeon where they are charging up YOUR credit card.

Grow some nads, gents

 

Is this the same wife you are counting on to help with your building renovations? Take her car to the car wash and keep her happy.

 

She won't fit in the tub???
no, not tubgirl

 

Yes, but to win the war, you must choose which battles to fight.

 

Usually when my mom is yelling at me I just pick a point on the wall behind her and zone out.

 

What I have seen (and experienced) is that each submission, leads to more demands, followed by more submissions, etc. in the interest of keeping the peace or 'piece'.

I have heard the endless drivel on FChat about guys having 'ask' their wives if they can buy a car........with money that he has earned. Absolute nonsense!

I did have a wife that tried to 'insist' that everytime I bought something (Ferrari or otherwise)......she needed to spend an equal amount of what I earned on whatever. However, she would take the money from her profession and spend it as well on whatever she wanted and leave me with the bills. The last thing I had her spend 'her' money on was new living arrangements........for her.

The marriage 'team' should be more than dealing with a spoiled person that has to be passified in order to keep them happy.

 

>>Quote:
>>Originally Posted by judge4re
>>Yes, but to win the war, you must choose which battles to fight.

it's not about winning, but enjoying ...



>What I have seen (and experienced) is that each submission, leads to more demands,
>followed by more submissions, etc. in the interest of keeping the peace or 'piece'.

... and reproducing, ie. infinity

since pleasure is embedded in reproduction
it often times works out that the 'piece' is cleverer than peace/wisdom