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  1. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    I guess none of you have danced in a gay bar? White men can't dance syndrome.
     
  2. Dcup

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    venus, is that a cock crowing in your avatar ????
     
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    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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  5. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    i can safely and honestly say: I have never danced in a gay bar.

    I suspect that would be true for several here as well.
     
  6. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    Add my name to that list as well.
     
  7. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ Consultant

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    Put me on the list.
     
  8. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    Methinks most of us haven't.
    And Snap-on means something completely different to most of us too
     
  9. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    So you just have a few drinks and call it a night?
     
  10. THE RED MENACE

    THE RED MENACE Formula 3 Owner

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    I live by few motto’s/creeds but the one I do follow is I don’t trust a man who like’s to dance. It may not be for everyone, but it works for me
     
  11. Alex_V

    Alex_V F1 Rookie BANNED

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    Same here
     
  12. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Not until my work is done.
     
  13. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Does a lesbian bar count ? ;)
     
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    PassionIsFerrari Formula 3

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    Metro here and you can DEF add me to that list.
     
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    But when you say "DEF" does your wrist uncontrallably go limp?

    I'm on that list as well!
     
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    I'll own up to it.. I've danced in a gay bar.

    Not professionally, not for money.. but as far as 'dance' and 'gay bar' go, yes, I've been there. There's usually plenty of hotties around me (actually always- they tend to gravitate towards such places) and I have no problem with anyone playing for the other team as I have several friends who do so, but Lipstick Lesbians are preferred and encouraged. :)

    A metrosexual is just asking to get kicked in the nuts any day of the week.

    C.
     
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    haha the homophobes don't know what they're missing!!! gay dudes always have hot ***-hags, who after spending a lot of deep emotional time with their gaymate are ready to move on to something a little more physical... you don't even have to try :cool:

    i've been off the meathunt for years now, but when i resume i'm gonna get myself another gay wingman
     
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    I hear funerals work as well.
     
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    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

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    not unless there's a microwave nearby, i like 'em warm
     
  20. UroTrash

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    sorry, recent American movie reference.
     
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    jeez chris, you mean hotties like this ??? i dont know bro, i think you should give me gwens number now....
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  22. venusone

    venusone F1 Rookie

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    Thank God, a confident man who can dance. Everyone knows the best dancing is in a gay bar. Dancing is a preview of sex: if you’re good on the floor you’re good.
     
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    When you go to Key West its almost impossible Not to go to a Gay Bar since they are all over

    In Sex & the City the girls are always going into gay bars

    How come a lot of women like having a Gay guy friend whereas most lesbians dont want anything to do w hetero guys ? Thats sort of odd LOL
     
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    Yes, that's really queer, isn't it?
     
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    lesbians don't want guys hitting on them, and neither do the women who hang out with gay men...makes sense?
     

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